Funny Questions Wishes and Status Messages - Page 9
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Updated 11 years ago
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Q: How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: That depends on whether it has health insurance.
A2: None. They just tell it to take two asprin and come round to the surgery later.
A3: None. They only sign the death certificate and phone the mortuary.
A4: None. They would diagnose depression and prescribe benzo diazapines.
A5: Only one, but he has to ...
Q: What is a double-blind study?
A: Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.
Things You Don''t Want to Hear During Surgery:
Oops!
Has anyone seen my watch?
That was some party last night. I can''t remember when I''ve been that drunk.
Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
Well this book doesn''t say that... What edition is your ...