Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages

Maana ki tum bahut pyaari ho
Maana ki tum bahut pyaari
Aree
Doob maro kon sii hamari ho

KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to...
DON'T WORRY
chadar-takiya lo aur so jao.
good ni8...

Salam Arz Hai
Jawab Karz Hai
Dena Farz Hai
Na Dena Marz Hai
Na Koi Garz Hai
Bas Itna Arz Hai
Agar SMS Padhna Pasand Hai
To BHEJNA Bhi Farz Hai...!

Mera Naam Bol Ke Soya Karo, Khidki Khol Takia Mod Ke Soya Karo, Hum bhi Aayenge Tumhare Khayalo Me Isliye Thodi Jagah Chod Ke Soya karo.

Pahli baar kisi chahre pe nigah thehri hai,
Uski aankhe saagar se bhi zyaada gehri hai
Thak gaya apne pyaar ka izhar krte krte
tab pata chala wo dono kaan se behri hai..

SMART Ho Aap Toh Bure Hm B Nhi
INTELLIGENT Ho Ap Toh Buddhu Hm B Nhi
Dosti Kr K Kehte Ho Busy H Hm
Yaad Karna Hmse Sikho Free Toh Hm B Nhi

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chod dia kertay they,

Pyar Ki Usne Kadar Kaha Rakhi Hai
Dil Ki Usne Khabar Kaha Rakhi Hai,
Maine Kaha Hum Mar Jayege Apke Pyar Me,
Usne Pucha "KABAR" Kaha Rakhi Hai

Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi,
Dosti hui tab sath saheli thi,
Pyar hua to vo paheli thi,
2sre ke sath bhag gai tab pata chala..
Wo us area ki CHIKNI CHAMELI thi.

Zamin par wo mera naam likhte hai aur mitate hai.

Unka to timepass ho jata hai….

Kambhakt mitti mein hum mil jate hai.

Dil ke arman aansuo mein bah gaye..
Hum gali me the gali mein hi reh gaye..
Light chali gayi thi… to

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Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unsi mummy se keh gaye!

Muqaddar mein raat ki neend nahi to kya hua…,

Hum bhi muqaddar ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain....

(',')/ Oh my God
<) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT!
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Jivan mein har jagah hum 'Jeet' chahte hain,
Sirf Phool wale ki dukan hi aisi jahah hai
Jahan hum bolte he "Har chahiyeg" kyun ki
hum Bhgwan se 'Jeet' nhi skte.!

Chintiya chdi pahaad pe,
Daane ke vaaste.
Ladke gumte hai ,
Ladkiya ptaane ke vaaste.

Dhup Me Chamakti Profile Hai,
Sabse Aalag Tera Style Hai,
Kya Ada Hai Kya Smile Hai,
Naak Pochhne Ki Akal Nahi,
Aur Hath Me Mobile Hai.

Mat kar mere dost hasino se mohabbat,
Wo aankho se waar karti hain,
Maine inhi aankho se dekha hai,
Ki wo kitno se pyaar karti hain!

Cid ne sony se naata jod liya,
Cid ne sony se naata jod liya..
Jis room me mana raha,
tha abivjit suhagraat,
Daya ne uska darwaza v tod diya..

Ishq ki dukan hai meri
...........Ishq le jaya karo.........
.....Hum lete ni pase
...Ishq k bdle
bus ek kiss de jaya karo

Engineering College Student:

"Rehne Ki Yahan Sabki Aukat Nahi Hoti

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Bina Beer Aur Daaru Ke Yahan Raat Nahi Hoti

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Ye Engineering College Hai Mere Dost

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Yahan Bina Maa Bahan Ke Baat Nahi Hoti..

Hmare Dil ne chaha tb-tb aap Jaage the,

Hmare Dil ne chaha tb-tb aap jaage the,

Q k wo Hm hi the jo Apke Ghar ki Ghanti bja k Bhaage the..

Bhaiyo aur Only Bhaiyo,

Nind Nahi Aati Mujhe Tab Se,
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Mujhe Nind Nahi Aati Tab Se,
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5 Rupye Khoyehai Jab Se..

Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai,
Sanse aksar tham jati hai,
Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro,
Jab
Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai..!!

Teri khamoshi aur
udasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake ae dost,

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Wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne bataya
ke aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai!!

Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se,
Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum,
Par jab pata chala nazar parmanant tirchi hai,
To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum.

Dosti agar buri hai to hone mat do,
Ho gai to use khone mat do,
Aur agar dost ho sabse pyara to
us dost ko chain ki neend sone mat do.

Arz Kiya hai..

Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha,
Wah wah..

Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha,
Wah wah..

Tere msgs nahi aa rahe kya baat hai Bachha..!!

Dil mein khuda hai,
Ankho mein nasha hai,
Bato mein maza hai,
Chahat mein ada hai,
Andaz bhi juda hai,
Dosti mein wafa hai,
Arey yaar.. Isiliye to sari
duniya HUM par fida hai.

Har doori mitani padhti hai,
har baat btani padhti hai,
lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai,
aaj kal
khud apni yaad dilaani padhti hai.

Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,
fir ruthe to jag chhute,
agar fir ruthe dil tute,
aur agar fir ruthe?
nikal danda
maar sale ko jab tak danda na tute.

killing shayari by a girl for her boyfriend:

aap aaye to bahar aa gyi

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aap aaye to bahar aa gyi,

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wrna

kab se mai ander hi baithi thi..