Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 2

Mohabat Ke Nam Pe Kya Khub Saza Mene Pai He
Gor Farmaiega
Baki Sher Baad Me.
Abhi Mujhe SUSU Aayi He

Teri surat p dil haru,
Wah Wah

Teri surat p jaan waru,
Wah Wah

Jis din tera MSG nahi ata,
Ji chahta he teri kanpati pe do maru..

Aankhon mein agar WEBCAM hota to tasviron ko receive kar sakte

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dimaag mein agar PRINTER hota to khayaalon ka PRINT OUT nikaal lete

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man mein agar BLUETOOTH hota to bhavnaayon ko TRANSFER kar dete

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dil agar CPU hota to sabki yaadon ko SAVE kar sakte

Dil Dia Tha jisko Diwani Samaj Kar



Dil Dia Tha Jisko Diwani Samaj Kar



Kha Gyi Dil Ko Biryani Samjh Kar


1 Aasu Bhi Nhi Chhoda Us Bewafaa Ne,




use Bhi Pee Gyi Nimbu Pani Samjh Kr

Arz kiya he:

Phir mujhse ho gayi ek bahot badi bhool.

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wah wah

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Phir mujhse ho gayi ek bahot badi bhool.

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wah wah

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Tohfe me de diya usey gobhi ka phool

Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya

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wah wa

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Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya

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Wah Wah

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Aur

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Uss intezar me na jane Kitno se pyar kiya :D ;)

Dard dekho shayar ka

Yeh kitabon ki duniya samajhte samajhte zindagi nikal jayegi..

Theory ke concept mein life ki equation bigad jayegi..

Sochte hain nikal aye kitabo ki duniya se..

Par itna pata hai ki inhi kitabo se ek din ZINDAGI JANNAT main badal jayegi..

DIL Ki Dharkanen RUK C Gai Hain SAANSE Meri THAM C Gai Hay Pucha DIL K Doctor Se HUMNE Pata Chala Is DIL Me AAPKI YAADEN SARDI Ki Wajah Se JAM C Gai Hain.

Jis ladki k chehre par aaj kal naqab hota hai.

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Wo naqab ashiq k liye azab hota hai.

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Mat marna naqab wali ladki pe mere dost.

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Khubsurat packing me maal aksar kharab hota hai.

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai…

ARZ HAI JANAB...............

Hontho ko chhuwa usne ehsaas abtak hai

wah wa wah wa

Aankhe num aur saanso me Aag ab tak hai

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Waqt guzar gaya par uski yaad ab tak nahi gayee

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Ufffffffffff wo hari mirchi ki swaad abtak hai

Arz kiya he:

Dil Logi ya jaan logi !!!

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wah wah

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Dil Logi ya jaan logi !!!

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wah wah

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Meri jaan set hone me kitna time logi ???

Gor pharmaiyega..

AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZ Karti Hai..

Wah...wah...

AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZKarti Hai..

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Grammar to aata nahi Magar english mein baat karti hai

Tumko dekha to ye khayal aya...




Tumko dekha to ye khayal aya..



Ki


pagalo k stock me naya maal aya

Arz kiya he

Tere pyar ke saaye ne mujhe aisa pyasa banaya,

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wah wah

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Tere pyar ke saaye ne mujhe aisa pyasa banaya,

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wah wah

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Tu 2 min ruk.. mei pani pi ke aaya

Na pyar,
na yar,
na mohhabat,
na dosti yaro,
aaj k ye devdas ki bat mano yaro,
na chandramukhi,
na paro,
BUS HAR LADKI PAR LINE MARO!

Arz kiya he:

Is sirey se us sirey tak har ek gunehgaar hai,

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wah wah

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Is sirey se us sirey tak har ek gunehgaar hai,

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wah wah

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koi zamaanat par hai aur koi faraar hai....

Arz he,
Tere deedar k liye hmne pyar se avaj lagayi he,
Aur tu hme bhikhari samaj roti leke ayi he

Sehmi-2 nigaho me khuwab hm sja dege
Suni-2 raho me phool hm bicha dege
Hmare Sath muskra k dekh

Apko hm COLGATE k postar p lagwa dege

Hum yaad tumhi ko karte he

Ek ada pe marte he

Ek hi baat se darte he ki

Aap CLOSE-UP kyo nahi karte he

Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,
Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.

Arjz kiya hai,
"unka chehara dekh ke,
beet gaye hai kayi arse..
Aur ek wo hai jo roj,
mask pahanti hai


swine flu ke darse"

Charo taraf Padhai ka Saya h
Har paper me zero nazar aya h
Hm to yuhi Chale jate h bina Muh dhoye Xm dene ,
Or log kehte he Sala raat bhar Padhai kr k aaya h

Semi English Shayri
The Janaza of Mehbub nikla 4m d Gali of Mehbuba wid Lots of
Zor-Shor
Mehbuba jhaki 4m d Door & boli
"Gaya Hramkhor"

Zindgi Ki Har Ek Udaan Baaki Hai
Har Mod Pr Ek Imtihan Baki Hai
Abhi To Sirf Aap Hi Pareshan Hai Mujhse
Abhi To Pura Hindustan Baaki Hai… ???

For Sharabi..

Pani ko daru bana dete,

Daru ke tanker lagva dete,

Kambakht hamne pini chod di hai..

Warna

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Tajmahal ko "Beer bar"

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Mumtaj ko "Bar girl" bana dete..!!

Ruthi hai wo is tarah jaise hum unhe sach me mana lenge



itna waqt kaun zaya kare, itne me hum dusre patha lenge

kamar jitni bhi patli ho maza utna nasheela hai.
chalega jo bhi ho aankhon ka rang kala ya neela hai,
ishq k naam pe kerte sabhi ab RASLEELA hao..

main karun to saala character dheelaa hai

dost ruthe toh rab ruthe ,fir ruthe toh jag chhute, agarfir ruthe toh dil ruthe, agar fir ruthe? Nikal danda maar saale ko jab tak danda na tute.

Katal karna hai to nigahonse kar
talwar me kya rakha hai
Pyar karna hai to mujhse kar
mere doston me kya rakha hai.