Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 38

Tere naam ki shayari chand pe likhne ko dil chata hai.par kya karu kambakhat ye khwab amavas ki raat ko hi aata hai.

Kehte hai k tumhe kahi dekha hai,

Kehte hai k tumhe kahi dekha hai,











to ab kya aur kuch dikhau chal apna kam kr.

Nakhre aapke tauba tauba,
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Ajeeb tumhara style hai.
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SMS to ap karte nai,
Halla macha rakha hai MERE PAS MOBILE HAI.

Zindgi badi udas h,Muje lagi pyas h,Mujhe dunya se na koi aas h,Cow khati Ghaas h.
Main uska sir fod dunga
jsne kaha meri poem bakwas hai

Yeah sulagta jism Yeah kampkapatey honth,yeah tharr-tharata hua aap ka badan,yeah ladkhadati aawaz!mujay pehle he pata tha ki yeh
MALARIA HE hai!!!!

aaj subah ek thandi hawa ka joka aaya saath me teri khusbu laaya tab muje ehsas huwa ke aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya

Tum kya jano hum kitna yaad karte hai,
mano na mano har pal fariyaad karte hai,
roz tere liye dua karte hai isi liye toh
har subah tumhe wish karte hai

Aasmaan me tum ho
paani me tum ho
zamin me tum ho
Hawa me tum ho
Dil me tum ho ..

DETOL wali aunti thick hi kehti thi ke KITANU har jagah hote hai.

Jab se tumhe jana he,

Jab se tumhe paya he,

Hr dua me tera hi naam aya he,

Taa ki puchu rab se,

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Ye kaisa namoona banay he

1 Lamha 1 Manzr Guzr Jata H,

Jab Apna Koi Begana Nzr Ata H,

Yu To Awaz Ati H Hr Sise K TutneKi,

Pr Kbhi Bin Awaz K Bahut KuchTut Jata H

kisiko PHUL to kisiko PHULHAR mile
kisiko DIL to kisiko DILDAR mile
aur jo mujhe abhi SMS na kare
use apni boyfriend se Bhai jesa PYAR mile

Tere ishk me janam kya se kya haal ho gaya
Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya

Nari k chakkar me mat bhulo yari,nari ne lat mari to yad ayegi yari. Bat mano hamari,ban jao bramhachari, ye jankari janhit me jari

Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai.

Dil ke arman ansuon mn behge
Is Bhare jaha mn hm tnha rehge
soch to kuch or he rahe the hm khne ko
Jldi main Hum apni G.F ko he behan keh ge

MISS KO JABTAK KISS NA KARO, JABTAK MISS APKO KISS NA KARE,
AGAR MISS APKO KISS KARE,
TO USE ITNI KISS KARO,
KI VO KISI AUR KO MISS NA KARE
............I MISS U.

Ishk mohbbat to hazaro karte hai

gum aur judai se sabhi darte hai


hum to na ishk karte hai
na mohbbat


bus aap ki ek SMILE k liye SMS karte hai

AAJ MAUSM ME KUCH AJEEB BAT HAI,
BEKABU SE HAMARE JAZBAT HAI,
G CHAHATA HAI K TUMKO CHURA LU TUMHI SE, PAR KYA KARE MUMMY KEHTI HAI CHORI KARNA BURI BAAT HAI.

Darde dil mein gum ki kaliya khilti hai,
aab to tanhaiya aksar tumse milti hai,
aapne bandh kiya jabse sms karna
mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai...

KYA MOUSAM HAI AJIB SA MEHSUS HO RAHA HAI PAO KAAP RAHE HAI BADAN ME AAG K=LAGI HAI SIR DARD SE PATA JA RAHA HAI AUR KUCH NAHI TUJHE MALERIYA HO GAYA HAI.

teri lovely ankhon ne mere dil pe eeefect kiya,
meine sabko reject kiya bas tuje select kiya.

Khayalo ko kisiki aahat ki aas rahti hai,
nigah ko kisi soorat ki pyas hoti hai,
tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahin,
magar tere sms bin tabiyat udas raheti hai....

Nayan ma Vasya Che Jara yaad karjo,

kadi kaam pade to yaad karjo,

mane to padi che aadat tamne yaad karwani,

jo hichki ave to maf karjo

Tere husn ke piche lakho challiye,
tere husn ke piche lakho challiye...
iodex maliye kaam pe challiye.

Nabz Meri Jo Dekhi To Bimaar Likh Diya,

Rog Tha Aapka To Pyar Likh Diya,

Karzdar Hein Hum Us Doctor K,

Jisne Dawa Me Aapka Deedar Likh Diya

Aankhon ki berukhi acchi nahi hoti,
Yaaron se doori achhi nahi hoti.
Kabhi kabhi mila kariye hamse,
har waqt SMS se baat puri nahi hoti.

hum unki galio se gujre
unhone phool phenka
gamla bhi sath tha.

MALUM HAI BAPU NE BOLA,
EK BAAR SMS KA REPLY NAHI AAYA TO DUSRA KARNEKA.
DOSTI ME KISISE PANGA NAHI LANE KA.
REPLY KAR KA BOLNE KA ……. SORRY

TEACHER- DHRITRASHTRAK KE 100 PUTRA THE PANDAVON KE SIRF 5, AISE KYUN?
STUDENT- MADAM,KYUN KI JINKI ANKHEN HOTI HAIN UNHE AUR BHI KAAM HOTE HAIN...

Har khusi ko aapki taraf mod du
aake liye chand tare tod du
khusiyo k darwaje aapke liye khol du
itna kafi h ya do char jhoot aur bol du