Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 39

Suraj ko roshni ka tohfa nahi dete.
Dilo ko jasbato ka tohfa nahi dete.
Dene ko to hum aapko chocalate dete
par sweet ko kabhi sweet ka tohfa nahi dete.

Bekabu hai Dil phirbe jiye ja raha hu,
Khali hai botle phir bhi piye ja rahan hu,
Majburi to dekho is Dil ki,
Reply nahin mil raha phir bhi SMS kiye ja rahan hoon.

Arz kiya hai....

Ap ki tasvir banate hain to adhuri rah jati hai

kabhi seeng rah jati hai, kabhi ponch rah jati hai

Dil mein unki sama jala rakhi hai..
hum ne aapni aalag duniya bana rakhi hai,
is yakin ke sath ki aayega aapka sms
humne aapne mobile par aapni aankhe bhichayerakhi hai....

Hawao ke bina fiza me surur nahi hota,
Chandani ko bhi chand ke bina gurur nahi hota,
Aap jaise dost agar na hote to,
Dil bhi Scrap karna ko majbur na hota.

Bhej kar paigaam humne aapko yaad kiya hai,
phir na kehna aapko nazarandaaz kiya hai,
na shikwa na koi bahana hoga,is Scrap ki kasam
aapko abhi muskurana hoga.......

Likhte-2 raat guzar jayegi,
Shabdo k zariye dil ki baat nikal jayegi,

Or na kaho humse dil k zakhm dikhane ko,
Varna ankho me chupi ansuo ki barsat nikal jayegi

Sabse acha mera yaar hai,
Uski har ek shayri mein pyaar hai,
Aaya na agar SMS uska
Toh mera mobile rakhna bekar hai....,

Marne pe hame jannat mile na mile.
Yeh hawaye yeh fijaye mile na mile.
Sms karne me kasar mat chor yaar
kya pata waha network mile na mile.

KHUDA ne sapne me kaha,
Apne gamo ki yu numaish na kr,
apne nasib ki yu azmaish na kr,
jo tera hai tere dar par khud ayega, r
oz roz use pane ki khwaish na kr

Khuda kare tujhe khushiya hazaar mile,
mujhse bhi achhe yaar mile,
meri girlfrnd tujhe bandhe Raakhi,
aur tujhe Ek aur behan ka pyaar mile!

Kashmir ki waadiyon me,
Barfile hawaon me,
jheel k kinare baithi,
'Heer' ko Ranjhe ne kya kaha?
Heroin mat ban... Sweter pahan le...

Kabir ka latest DOHA.
MISS U MISS U sab kahe,
par actually miss kare naa koe,
Agar koi kisi ko really miss kare,
to fir SMS band q hoe.

Dhire Dhre Apna Bana Gaya Koi.
Pyar ke SuhanE Sapne Dikha Ga K.
Aye ALLAH! Ye pr Hi Hai Ya.
Phir Se "CHUNA" Laga ga koi

Ajnabi galio se hum gujra nahi karte,
dard-e-dil liya or diya nahi karte.
yeh dosti ka rista sirf aapse hai,
warna itna SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte.

Dastur wafa ka hum ish tarah nivaynge,
tum roj khafa hona hum roj manaynge,
teri dosti ka silla hum ish tarah denge,
shadi teri ho our dulhan hum le jaynge.

Ashman me ho toh barish bhejo,
Swarg me ho toh aapsara bhejo,
Dharti me ho toh ek sms bhejo,
Aagar narkh me chalegate toh. .

raat bhar wo aai nahi
hum hila hila kar so gaye
jo aai nahi wo LIGHT thi or jo hila rahe the wo PANKHA tha..
tum bhi na yaar kya kya sochte ho.

Khawabon me ayenge SMS ki tarha,dil me bas jange RINGTONE ki tarha,dosti kam na hogi BALANCE ki tarha,bas tum busy na rehna NETWORK ki tarha

Aasman me kaali ghata chayi hai, Aaj fir gharwali se daat khayi hai, Kehti hai sudhar jao, par meri kya galti, Bajuwali aaj phir mini skirt me aayi hai...

Aaj phir tum nazar nahi aye.. phir tamanna ke phool murjhaye. Na jaane kin galiyon mein kho gaye tum, Hum to police station se pagal khane tak dhoond aaye.

Koi patthar se na maare mere diwaane ko, koi patthar se na maare mere diwaane ko, Bomb ka zamaana hai udaa do saale ko

Dur hai par milne ke aas hai. Man ko har pal tumhara ahasas hai. Hajaro hai apane,par tu khaas hai. Emotional mat ho ye sab bakvas hai.

Kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote..... Kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote..... Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote

Jin mein basi jaanki,rum mein base Ram ,WHISKY mein baseWHISHNU, BEER mein VEER HANUMAN,kis kis ka tyag karen, Har bottle mein BHAGWAAN

Ye baadal ye bijli aapke liye hai,Ye mousam ye hawa aapke liye hai,6 mahine beet gaye aapko nahaye hue,Ye bewaqt ki baarish aapke liye hai.

Subah teri-sham meri ho din tera-raat meri ho hasi teri-udasi meri ho aur jab maut Aaye to dost kabar teri or usme LAASH- 0 hello... TERI hi ho! meri kyun ho?

Socha tha harr modd pe Aap ko sMs karenge..... parr parr parr parr parr parr parr parr parr parr kambhakt sadAk sidhi nikli..

Kon keheta hai aashik mara karte hai?Kon keheta hai aashik mara karte hai....?Vo to kabar me bhi apne meheboob ka intjar karte hai......

Arz hai.. Chai k pyale se uthte dhuen mein aapki tasveer nazar aati hai..inhi khayalo mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jati hai..