Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 42

Haal-e-dil kuch is tarah hamara hai, yaad tumhe din me 100 bar kiya karte hai, jab na aaye kabhi sms tumhara, purana sms hi padh liya karte hai...

Phoolon me haseen gulab hai,
Husn k sath zaroori sharab hai,
Duniya me har sawal ka jawab hai,
Agar koi tumse mere baare me puche toh kehna LAJWAB hai.

Mumtaj ki kabar ko dekh ke har aashiq ko mohabbat ki misal nazar aati hai....Hum kis-kis ke liye Tajmahal banwayein???Hume to har ladki Mumtaj nazar aati hai....

Aashiq paagal ho jaate hain pyaar mein Jab bhi dekho paaye jaate hain intzaar mein, Lakin yeh unki dilruba nahi samajhti, Vo baith kar challi zati hai kissi aur ki car mein…

Arz Kiya hai : Inki gaaliyon ke chakkar kaat kat kar kutte hamare yaar ho gaye Wo to hamare ho na sake hum kutto ke SARDAAR ho gaye.

ZINDAGI KE HAR DAR PAR MILTE HAI DOST AAP JAISE, NA JAANE UPAR WALE NE ITNE MANUFACTURING DEFECT KIYE KAISE.

DIL KI KASTI U DOOBTI C, NAZAR AA RAHI HAI, KYA KARU A DIL, MERI WOH KISI AUR KO FASANE JAA RAHI HAI.

MANDIR ME JAAP KARTA HU, MAN ME PRABHU KA NAAM LETA HU, KAHIN INSAAN SE BHAGWAAN NA BAN JAAU, IS LIYE TUMHE SMS KARKE ROZ EK PAAP KARTA HU.

humne dil k sath ek''toss''kiya,haar gye tab dil ne limit''cross'' kiya,jab dil ne dil se apko yaad kiya,humne mobile uthaya apko sms''pass''kiya....

Khuda kare mobile tera kho jaaye, Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaaye, Ladkiyon ko SMS karu tere naam par, Maar tuje pade aur kaleja Thanda mera Ho Jaaye.

Dil ke Aashiyan nahi sajaate, ishq ke nagme nahi gaate... Hamari ek pasand se na toot jaye Hazaron dil, tabhi to hum koi girl friend nahi banaate.

Bas kya yahi tak tha saath hamara, Intezar hi karte rahe hum tumhara, Kab hogi is Kambakht mobile mein roshin aur kab ayenga tera sms!

Mana ki Kabhi Dil Ki baat na Bataonge Par Ankhon me Jo hai Wo Kaise Chupaoge, Wada Raha Hamara ye Aapse Jab bhi MOBILE Dekhonge hamara jarur 1 SMS paoge!

Apki yadoko ansu banakar piya karenge,bewakt apko mis kia karege, apki yadome mar b gaye to kya? "YAMRAJ" k mobilese roz apko sms kiya karenge.

Jab tumhara sms aata hai, mera rom rom machal jaata hai ang ang me gudgudi hoti hai, ye sms ka kassor nahi hai, kambakht cell hi vibrator par hota hai.

unke milne julne ko ham pyar samajh baithe,jis din nahi aayi ham ravivar samajh baithe.

DARDE DIL SEHNA ASAAN NAHI HOTA, KIMTI CHEEJ KE HAR KOI KAABIL NAHI HOTA, YEH TO UPARWALE KI MEHARBAANI HAI , WARNA TERE JAISE POPAT KE PAAS MOBILE NAHI HOTA.

AAPKI jheel si aankhon mein, Dil doob jana chahata hai. Par phir yeh khayaal aata hai, Saala apun ko SWIMMING kaha aata hai

Khwab main ayegi sms ki Tarah.Dil main bas jayegi RINGTONE ki Tarah.DOSTI kam na hogi BALANCE ki Tarah bas aap busy na rahe NETWORK ki Tara

Hum aap ko itna yaad kartey hain jitna aap hame yaad kartey hain. Farq sirf itna hai ke hum yaad karke SMS kartey hain aap SMS parh kar Yaad kartey hain.

Aap na diwana kar diya, ek bar dekh kar. Aur hum kuch bhi na kar paya, bar bar dekh kar.

DIL RO RO KAR MAJBOOR HUA, MERA YAAR JABSE MUJHSE DOOR HUA, MERA EK HI TO AAINA THA, WO BHI TUTKAR CHAKNACHOOR HUA.

I LIKE U UTNA, U LIKE ME JITNA, I LIKE U TAB SE, U LIKE ME JAB SE, I LIKE U TAB TAK, U LIKE ME JAB TAK, U LIKE ME JAANE KAB TAK, BUT I LIKE U MARTE DAM TAK.

SAB DOST BEWAFA HO GAYE, HUM APNE MOBILE SE KHAFA HO GAYE. EK SMS TO KAR DE ZAALIM WARNA DUNIYA WALE SAMJHENGE , HUM DONO JUDHA HO GAYE.

kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote. kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote. chand to tu hai hi, sitaare bhee saaath hote.

Jaane kab sms send karoge? Send ke button pe kab apna thumb bend karoge? Ab tak bahut balance jama kiya. Kab apni kanjoosi ka "THE END" karoge.

jab dekha unhone tirchi nighaho se tab ham madhosh ho gayee,,,,, par jab pata chala ki nazre hi tedi hai to ham behosh ho gaye.

Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai, Ab to tanhaai aksar humse milti hai,, Aapne band kiya hai SMS karna jabse, Mobile ki battery jayada chalti hai.

Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chuki hai dil ke saath Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez “ckeck” karta hoon main “Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad”

ab tum is duniya se jaoge,Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge.