Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 45

Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Lekin tum unka karo gi kiya???

Tere gum me tarap ke mar jayenge,
marte waqt bhi tere name le jayenge,
god ko riswat de kar tumko vi uper bulayenge
or dono milkar kurkure khayenge.

Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi,
ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi,
nikah ke 3 mahine hi guzre the,
na jane kis hisab se abba bana gayi

Pyaar vyaar to ek bahana hai .
Aankh mile na mile lips ko milana hai.
Yehi style hai sab Aashiqon ka, kya karein yaar Raj kapoor ka nahi Imran Hashmi ka jamana hai.

Apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya, Apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya.. Coma se jage mareez ko permanent sula diya... :-)

aaj khuda ki sararat samaj aai , is darti par aapki jaroorat samaj aai , apko darti par bhejana to uska bahana tha, RAVAN ke baad kisi aur ko to ana tha.

apki bekudi me jo justju hoti he, wo mere qasdan ki guftgu he. Mere jamal se apka khumar chala jaega Aur ye sms apko kabhi b samaj nahi ayega

Bewafa Ladkiyo Se To Wisky Achhi Hai Yeh Bhi Dil Jalati Hai… Woh Bhi Dil Jalati Hai… Kam se Kam Dil Jalane Se Pehle Wisky Hothon Se To Lag Jati Hai…

Pehle kabhi kisi pe DIL nahi aaya, Tumhe Dekha to Tumpar Dil aa gaya. Tumhare pyar mein pagal hokar itne Message kare saala Hazar ka BILL aagaya...

kaun kahate hai ki budde ishq nahin karte, woh karthe hai lekin log unpe shakh nahin karthe

Kitne haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.Aankho mein kajal lagana hi kafi nahin gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo!

Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai, Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai, Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai, Kiyun na aey teri yaad? Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai...

Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai.. Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai.. kyunki ab wo dekhne me itni khas nahi hai

Chamakte chand ko neend ane lagi apki khushi se duniya jagmgane lagi dekh k apko har kali gungunane lagi ab to fekhte fekhte mujie bhi neend ane lagI hai.

Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se, to hum madhosh ho gaey, Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain, to hum behosh ho gaey.

ye jamana janta hai aur wo bhi jante hainki hame unse pyar bahut haiwoh hamse door hai fir bhi kyonki unke hamare jaise yar bahut hain

Humne jab bhi kisi se kiya pyar, to yeh anjaam nikla; Kisi ne kiya inkaar, to kisi ka pehle se Yaar nikla !!

chand mien dekha aap nazar aae, sitaron mien dekha aap nazar aae, phoolon mien dekha aap nazar aae, aap zara side mien honge ta k koi aur bhi nazar aae

bhigi palko ke sang muskurate hain hum , pal pal dil ko behlate hai hum , tu door hai humse to kya hua ?? har sms mein teri aahat paate hai hum

Na Tu chhat per aati na mera tera diwana hota, na tu pathar marti na mai kana hota

Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye aasman se chand taare torr laun, Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye aasman se chand taare torr laun, Lekin tum unka karo gi kiya???

sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein abhi muhabat k imthan aur bhi hein tum hi nehi jalaty mere dil ko university mein larkyan aur bhi hein

Ye-mere dost, mere marne k baad sirf aansu he bahana, jayada meri yaad aaye to merye peeche na chalye aana, yahin bahut dukhi kar liya hai, wahan aa k mat pakana!!

MOSAM SHABAB KA, NASHA SHARAB KA,PARDA JANAB KA,AUR RANG GULAB KA,IN SAB SE HASEEN,IN SAB SE LAJAWAB DEKHO SMS PADNE WALA..MENDAK TALAAB KA

ham unke kareeb ja ke unhe paa na sake is bat ka gham hai,ek chand hamar unchain par haiaur ek hamari hight bhi kam hai

Soorat ke saath seerat ek husn-ezafi hai, har gul jo mehekta hai gulfam nahi hota

Aap itna yaad na karo hum ko, kahi hum chheenko se pareshan na ho jaye. Yaad to hum bhi aapko bahut karte hain, Par darte hain, ke kahi aapko zukaam na ho jaye

Na ''Sachhai'' badi hai,Na ''Khuddari'' badi hai,Na ''Bhalai'' badi hai,Na ''Imandari'' badi hai.Bada woh hai jiske ghar ke bahar Mercedes Benz khadi hai.

Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne, Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne, Yahan likhna mana hai.

Hazaro aati hai Hazaro jaati hai Magar jo mandap me baith ti hai Wohi kaam aati hai