Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 47

Apne husn par itna na itra o pagali !
Apne husn par itana na itra o pagali !
Hamain pata hai tu roz lagati hai fair & lovely.

Maangta huin toh dete nahi!!
Maanga huin toh dete nahi!!
Jawaab mere sawaalo ka
Jab dete hain, jab dete hain,
Toh utth jata hai
Roam roam jasbaaton ka

Samundar bhar syllabus, nadiyan bhar padh pate hain.
Balti bhar yaad rehta hai, mug bhar likh pate hain.
Chullu bhar marks aate hain, chalo doob kar mar jaate hain!

Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near.
Papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear.
Is liye SMS karo dear, without fear and clear!

Dhokha mila jab pyar mein
zindagi mein udaasi cha gai
socha tha chod denge is raah ko par….
kambhakhat….. aaj mohalle mein dusari aa gai

Unki gali ke chakkar kaatate kaatate kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye.
Woh to hamare na ho sake, hum kuttonke sardar ho gaye!

Sajda hai dil mein taraane bohat hain,
zindgi jeene ke bahaane bohat hain,
kis kis ko SMS karru,
kambaqt is naacheez ke
dewaane bohat hain!!

Dil se boloon ek baat main sachhi,
hum tum ek daal ke do panchhi.
Dosti hamari yeh hogi na kachhi,
teri photo se to meri negative achhi!

Ajab si kashish hai tum mein,
ki hum tumahre kheyalon mein khoye rehte hain,
yeh soch kar ki tum khwabon mein aayogi,
Hum din mein bhi soye rehte hain!!

Kabhi housla bhi aajma lena chahiye.
Bure waqt mein muskura lena chahiye.
Jab saat din mein bhi khujli na mite,
To 8ve din naha lena chahiye

kash Pyar ka insurance ho jata, Pyar karne se pehle premium bhrwaya jata, Pyar me WAFW milti to theek,,,,,,,warna BEWEFAO pe jo kharche hote, uska claim to mil jata.........

Premi : A bewafa tune mera Dil jala Diya , Jala ke rakh kar diya.

Premika : teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi , bhej de rakh bartan maanjne ke kaam aayegi.

Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko
Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaay
Hum the chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue
Bus achanak chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaya

Nayi nayi shadi thi, Naya tha zamana.
Dulha bechain tha, sunne ko gana.
Dulhan ne shuru kiya, BHAIYA MERE RAKHI KE BANDHAN KO NIBHANA

Maine Pyar Kiya Bade Hosh Ke Saath
Maine Pyar Kiya Bade Josh Ke Saath
Par Hum Aab Pyar Karenge Badi Soch Ke Saath
Kyoki Kal Use Dekha Kisi Aur Ke Saath

1PHONE 1 MANDIR.
SMS USKA BHAGWAN
SMS BHEJNEWALA PUJARI
SMS PADHNEWALA BHAKT
PADHAR SMS NA KARNWALA
MANDIR KE BHAHAR KA
"BHIKHARI"

Jab jab kali ghata chhai teri yaad aayi,
jab jab ghira badal teri yaad aayi,
jab jab garja badal teri yaad ayi,
jab jab huyi barish teri yaad aayi,
ab nahi raha jata. Ab to lautade CHHATRI mere bhai.

Miss call ek masti hai ,
ye sms se zyada sasti hai,
khoon ko jalati hai

dimaag ko pakati hai
aur aapko humari bas yaad dilti hai!..

Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon
woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon
uske jaane ke baad woh sab note utha leta hoon.

ek toh aapse mulakath nahi hoti,
hoti hai tho phir bhaath nahi hoti,
SMS karke dil nahi bhartha ,
kypn ki usme aapke awaz nahi hati.

Maine use dil diya mohabbat ki nishani samajhkar,
kha gayi use biryani samajhkar,
Kambakht khoon a jigar bhi na choda
Pee gayi nimbu paani samajhkar...

1 mulla ki shadi nahi horahi thi wo mannat mangne maa ke saath gaya,
udhar uski maa khayi me gir gayi,
to mulla bola ya khuda teri khudayi,
Apni to mili nahi ABBA ki bhi gawayi

na kar nahi nahi yeh waqt nahi nahi ka, teri is nahi ne mujhe chora nahi kahin ka

Puri Botal Na Sahi, Kam se Kam Ek Jam To ho Jaye. Milna Na Sahi, Dua Salaam To Ho Jaye. Jinki Yaad Main Hum Bimaar Pade Hain, Kam Se Kam Unhe Jukaam To Ho Jaye…

Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,
Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala ho jaye

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo

us ne haton par mehndi lagi huve hai humne os ke doli sajai huvi hai.. humay pata tha wo bawafa niklay ge. is leye humne os ki choti behan bhi phasai hui hai

Kunwari kanya ko miss kehte hai, uske chumbun ko kiss kehte hai. Miss ko kiss karna mushkil hai, isliye kissmiss ke bhav tej rehte hai.

Dil diya tha mohabat ki nishani samajh kar, Woh khaa gya usey biryani samajh kar, Khoon-e-jigar bhi na chora zalim ne, Woh bhi pee gya leemo paani samajh kar.

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kamp gaye,
Ae dost tum maszidon se chapal or lote churate ho