Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 48

Pani me tairna machali ka style,
Hawa me udna panchi ka style,
Different messages bhejna apunka style,
Fukat ka message padna Aapka style..

kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the
jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte hai ,
utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the

Zindagi k safar main kabhi aap humen bhula denge par humen aap har waqt yaad aayenge tairi dosti ki kasam, tu aawaz to de kabar se b uth kar chale aayenge!

Rok do mere JANAZE ko JALIMO...
Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai,Peeche mudke dekho
KAMEENO.... SHARAB ki dukan aa gayi hai. !!
CHEERS ....!! Marna Cancel.

Abhi tumko meri zarurat nahin
Bahot bodyshoppers mil jayenge
Abhi Y2K ka ek saagar hai USA
Jobs jitane chahoge mil jayenge.

Kabhi jab tumhara H1 expire ho
Green card renewal ka tension shuru ho
Tab tum mere paas aana mere dost
Mera ghar khula hai khula hi rahega
Tumhare liye.

Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain
par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki....
Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.....
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.....
Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.....
Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi
kamine ho ?

Tum young ho, nadaan ho, ambitious ho
West is the best mein believe karte ho
Pata hai ki tumhe mujhase bahut pyar hai
Per paisa kamane ki yehi umra hai.

hum to masgul the apne ghum ki tanhaiyon mai
muddat badh hume kisi na pukara
chalte chalte hum thodi der sochne lage
ramu kya yeh ramu naam hai tumhara

Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon
Uske jaane ke baad woh sab note utha leta hoon…………………..

Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aise saja mile,
Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aesi saja mile,
Tuje aayi ho bade jor se SUSU,
Aur kahi karne ki jaga na mile

pyar ek bar ho to ushe bholapan kehte hein,
agar wo do bar ho to ushe apnapan kehte hein,
teen bar ho to ushe deewanapan kehte hein,
aur agar bar bar ho ushe kaminapan kehte hein.

Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL ki
Har deewar ko dekha
Har meenar ko dekha
Har kaleen ko dekha
Har khidki ko dekha
aur bola……..
MAA KASAM BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA!!!

(Pls Read in the rythm of… Tum to Thahre pardesi,Saath kyaa Nibhaaoge!)
Tum to Thahre bakri chor.., Bhains Kya Churaaoge……!
Tum to Thahre bakri chor.., Bhains Kya Churaaoge……!
Subah Doodh waali ke Haathon.. Tum pakde Jaaoge…!
Gar Bach gaye to bhiiiiii…! Bhag ke Kahan Jaaoge….!
Tum to Chhup Jaaoge lekin.., bhains Kahan Chhupaaoge..!
Tum to Thare bakri Chor…., Bhains Kya Churaaoge………….!!!

Yeh bodyshoppers tumhe jab satane lage
Year 2000 ke problems khatam hone lage
Tab tum mere paas aana mere dost
Mera ghar khula hai khula hi rahega
Tumhare liye.

Biwi-bachche to pahale khush hi honge
Dishwasher aur microwave ka kamal hai ye
Shopping or sightseeing ki enjoyment hongi
Heaven on earth ki feeling karib hongi.

Bahchche jab dating ki shuruat kare
Aur biwi Honda chodke Benz maangane lage
Tab tum mere paas aana mere dost
Mera ghar khula hai khula hi rahega
Tumhare liye.

Arz kiya hai,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !

Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam ..

Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nehi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bi koi scene nehi hai

Iss dunya mein, tum he sab sey haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho

rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum

kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha...aankhoon mien khoon tha,
uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien apna hi khoon tha

Civic VTI jisai kehete ho wo gadi tumaree hai
Jisey nokia 6600 kehte ho wo cell tumhara hai
Jinhai tum aamon k baghat kehte ho woh baghain tumharee hain
Kaho ik di kaho ik din
Ager sab kuch ye mera hai to sab kuch dedo ik din
Gari apni mujhe tum dedo cell dedo doosrey din
merey hathon mai kaghzat rakh ker dafa ho ik din
Dafa ho ik din dafa ho ik din.....

dabe mein daba dabe mein kharghosh,
uncle nae ankh mari anute behosh......:)

msg na karke dil tod diya mera,
ab mobile dafna dena,
kafan na mile to apna rumal utha dena,
koi puche rog kya tha,
to nazren jhuka k apni kanzoosi bata dena.

Gandhi bhi chala gaya,
nehru bhi mar gaya,
subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi,
aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai....
pata nahi desh ka ab kya hoga.

Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,
kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,
jo SMS nehi karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye,
Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!

Prejudice se jab tum tang aane lage
Tumhara junior jab tumhara boss bane
Tab tum mere paas aana mere dost
Mera ghar khula hai khula hi rahega
Tumhare liye.