Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 49

Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum
Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par
Aake Kehte Ho Shadi shuda Ho To Kya Hua
Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!

khuda apko khush rakhe....!
khuda apko slamat rakhe...!
khuda apki umar lambi kre...!
khuda apko naukry de....!
khuda apko chokri de....!
seekh lia na,,, chal ab utha ktora or shoroo ho ja....

SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats? Balance ka moh tyag--
SMS kar, mitron se sampark rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi,

Ghunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewana Hua, Sangeet Ka
Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka
mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Ghunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se
Ravana Hua

Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga Doosri Ladki Ko Dekha
To Vaisa Laga Jab Dono Ke Joote Lage...To Ek Jaisa
Laga!!!

Woh gori hai uski zulfen hain kali, Wo Pari hai ya
Pariyo ki Rani, Uski har baat hai nirali, Par kya
karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piyo,
ke Adha piya aur adha chod diya
Yaron yeh pyaar hai pyaar
Nahin koi Vim
Bar
Jo thodasa lagaya aur bas hogaya...... .!!

Bhagvan krishna ne geeta me kaha hai, Kalyoug me ek acha
dost hoga jo SMS karega our dusra sirf pad kar muskurayega.
Hasooo or hasooo

Arz kiya hai,
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye........ ......... .
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye........ ......... .
Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye...

tumhare bina ho gae ha meri zindagi mein sonnata,tumhi ho mera \'kabab\'tumhi ho mera \'paratha\'ye dil ho gia hy tum p latto,tumhi ho mera \'BESAN KA LADDU\'

Ek aishwaarya thi deewani is shahrukh pe wo marti thi,
najre jhukake,Sharma ke hritik ki galiyo se gujarti thi,
chori chori salman ko chittiya likha karti thi
kuch kahena tha shayad ajay se par na Jane kis se darti thi
jab bhi milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi imran kaisa hai

tum ko dekha....
tum ko dekha....
tum ko dekha....
toh yeh khayal aaya,
paglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya.....

Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki,
duniya wale dekhkar jal jate hai.
yu to hum sabeko ullu banate hai,
lakin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hai.

Na tu Chhat per aati,
na mai tera diwana hota,
na tu pathar marti ,
na ma kana hota..

HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE,
TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOD DENGE,
TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAJE KHOL DENGE, 1
EK BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAT TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA..

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya
hua. Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor
hai! ha ha ha ha . . . .

Dabbay mein dabba...Dabbay mein Khargosh ! Larki ne
ankh mari larka behosh !!!

Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....

baazuon mein dum rakhta hoon,
dil mein gham rakhta hoon,
aapki dosti ke baad,
logo se wasta kam rakhta hoon,
pata tha mujhe sms ayega,
isiliye DISPRIN bhi saath rakhta hoon...

kya mast air chal raele hai,
cow log grass eat kar raele hai,
dog log bark bark kar raele hai,
shaane log sms kar raele hai,
DHAKKAN log sms padh raele hai...

kabhi hosala bhi azmana chahiye,
boore waqt main bhi muskurna chahiye,
aghar 10 dinon baad bhi khujhli na mite to 11ven dinn naha
lena chahiye.........!

Hamari tumahari dosti duniya ke liye ek mishl hai
tumhe dekha to esa laga kya mal hai
is mal ko pane ke liye bichaya jal hai
pa kambhakat collage ka akhiri sal hai

Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Hawa koi
lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho, Ab tum hi batao, kya
tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

EK sher BY doctor=
Hoon mai doctor jahan,
meri wife hai nurse waha,
Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,
mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..

Jo sagar NE kaha lehron se,
Jo ped NE kaha patto se,
Jo phoolon NE kaha kaliyon se,
wohi main tumhe kehta Hun,
aey chal chal hawa aane de

Na woh inkaar karti hai
Na woh ikraar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.
Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.

Chand ki diwaar na todi par pyar bhara dil tod dia,
Kuch chiller paiso ke liye Tum ne $M$ kar na chod dia.. :)

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi joshh ke sath!
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi shhor ke
sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath ! Kyon
ki usey kal shaamko dekha kisi aur ke sath

daaton ko barabar ghis dalne ka,
moti ke maafik chamka dalne ka,
haath mein cutting chai leke ,
sab friends log ko bol dalne ka-
subah ho gayi mamu.