Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 51

Hamari dosti ka itna fayda utha te ho
1msg ker ke 10 free pate ho
hamare dil per kio zul dhate ho
hamare msg forward kar ka- naye dost banate ho

Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main shor dain, hum woh nahi
jo tum se nata shor dain , hum woh hain, ke ager teri sanse
ruk jae,to tuj se apni sanse jorh dain.

Yaado me na Dhundo Hame, Dil me bas jayeenge, milne ki tamanna ho agar DIL me MOBILE ON karo, Hum to INBOX me hi mil jayenge

Dil ki baat dil main mat rakhna
jo pasand aaye I love You keh dena
agar wo gusa kare to darna mat
sar jhukana aur kehna Meri Behna

Aanso tere niklen to aankhen meri hon
dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho
khuda kare mohabat hamari itni gehri ho
Jote tujhe paden kartot mere hon

mein ban gaya us ki yad mey baraf ka thanda gola aur wo boli thanda
matlab “COCA_COLA”

Barsenge……..
Barsenge……..
Barsenge……..
Barsenge……..
Kal phir barsenge
Tumhari 5 paise ki muskan ke liye
hum 50 paise kal phir kharchenge.

Girl Friend is for friendship
where is wife is for son
Girl Friend is night partner
where is wife is life partner
Girl Friend is toty frooty
where is wife is qismat photi

1 ladki thi deewani si,
doston pe woh marti thi!
Chori Chori Chupke Chupke TEXT likha karti thi,
kuch kehna tha shayed usko ………
lekin moblie bill se Darti

Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski, Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..

Kat rahi hai umer teri yadon ke sahare,
Gain Gubaare Fai Fuware

subah ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,
dopar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,
shaam ko yaad aayi to heart ne skip kiya ,
aur jab jaan pe ban aayi to aap ko sms kiya.

Kisi ne root badal lya
kisi ne dil badal lya
kisi ne aankhen badal len
kisi ne rishta badal lya
aap ke pas badalne ko kuch na tha
aap ne masjid se jota badal lya

Is dil main yaadon ke mele hain,
Tum bin boht hum akele hain,
Sub kush shor ker tum ko sms ker rahe hain,
Dekho hum kitne wele hain.

Hum chahain aap ko
Aap chahain kisi aur ko
Aap jise chahain khudha karay
Woh chahain kisi aur ko

Height of selfishnes. Arz kiya hai..
woh aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye,
Baki jo tail tha diya main sara sir pe laga gaye!

Dosti ka safar lamba hain to kya huan?
ek kadam tum baro……………ek kadam hum bare…………
baad mein rickshaw le lenge!!!!!

Nazren Milen Nazron Se
Nazron Ne Kaha Nazron Se
Nazrein Na Milao
Nazron Se Nazron Ki Nazar Lag Jayegi.

Har khushi ko Teri Taraf Mor Dun,
Tere Leye Chand Tak Tor Dun,
Khushyon k Darwaze Tere Leye khol Dun,
Kafi he ya 2 ,4 jhut or bol dun.

girls ke college me strike thi,
boys bhi unke saath ho liye,
girls ne nara lagaya hamare mange
picche se awaaz aayi sindoor se bharo……..

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya…
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya…Ke lagta hay ki…
Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi “NAHAYA”

Laloo bada chalak hai
Nau baccho ka bap hai
Laloo bada nirala he
dasva ane wala he…
ye andar ki baat hai
isme Vajpayee ka hat hai..

Sote hue ko jagayenge hum,
Aap ki ninde churayenge hum,
Har waqt SmS kar satayenge hum,
Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum.

Haseen tum ho to buray hum b nahi..
Mehlon mein tum ho to sarkon pe hum b nahi..
Dosti kar k kehtay ho BUSY ho…
Kaan khol k sun lo FARIG hum b nahi..!

Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the, aur hum unhe..
Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the, aur hum unhe..
Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur na hame…

Dil me basa hai pyar tera, Ankhon mein basi hai tasveer teri,
jab bhi aati hai yaad teri, Hum dekhte hai TOM & JERRY.

Question:NISAR kaise paida hua ????
Answer:jawani janeman haseen dilruba mil do dil jawan NISAR hogaya

humein appney hi ghar se beghar kar diya……
balance bacha hi nahi jo tujh ko call kartey….
eik sms tha woh bhi teri nazarr kar diya…

shamma ro ro ke keh rahie hai parwanno se
keh mujhe romal la do meri nak bah rahie hai

Kis Qadar Chaha tha tum ko Toot kar
Royi Thi hum Kis tarha Phoot kar
Par tham gahy yia Ansoo us waqt
Jab Aye theey Hum Tum ko Kis Qadar Kooot Kar