Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 52

log kahte hai ki pyar itna bhi na karo ki girlfriend sar par sawar ho jaye,ham kahte ki pyar itna karo ki g.friend ki friend bhi tumse pat jaye.

ishq mohabbat me anjam paya hai"
hath pair tute aur mooh se khoon aaya hai"
hospital pahuche to narsho ne bhi yahi farmay hai"
baharo fool barsao KISI ka mahboob aaya hai"

Bahut khubsurat ho tum,apne aap ko duniya ki nazron se bachaya karo, Sirf Akhon me kajal hi nahi gale me nimbu aur hari mirchi bhi latkaya karo.

jani abhi tum hame jante hi kya ho,jin toofano me logo ke ashiyane ud jaya karte hai, hom un toofano me apne underbear sukhaya karte hai.

Aap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yaad karte hai,
Harpal tumhari faryad karte hai,
Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai….

Hum apne pyar ka izhaar isliye nahi karte hain
kyuki hum unki HA ya NAA se darte hai.
Agar unhone kar di haa to kushi se mar jayenge

Tum milo na milo koi gam nahi,SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi.. Dosti me dhoka de woh Hum nahi,Hamari Dosti bhi Bunty Aur Babli se kam nahi.

ek macher ki makhi say ho gai shadi..
pahli hi raat start ho gai barbadi...
macher becharay ki kismat hi khoti thi..
makhi MOSPEL laga kay soti thi...

Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..
Dil deker dard lena ki humse seekhey..
kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..
SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey..

Roye woh es kadar meri LASh se lipatkar agar es baat ka pata hota to kab ke mar gaye hote

white rang ho agar mehboob ka, toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai…!!!

Mosum he dewana dil hai mastana ,aise mein tum? tum? han tum?tum? tum ?tum ?tum ?lux se do bar nahana

Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera
Mil jae muje,aur ho jae mera,
main sms ker ke tung krun logon ko, naam ae tera
Tooje jutey parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera

teray liye chand taray tor doon,
in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,
itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon

Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee, piyaar jis se kia woh itly chali gayee, Dil ne socha khudkushii kar ke dhekain, haath switch main dia tu bijlii challi gayee..

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya, Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho gaya.

Dost mere marne ke baad aansu na bahaana Jab yaad aaye meri, to seedhe upar hi chale aana.

Porpose karne ka naya style..!
Chand ko toor donga,
Suraj ko phor donga,
Tu ek bar haan karde buss..
73Pahli wali ko chor donga!

Aahat si koi hui to lugta hai ke tum ho,
hawa koi lehrai to lugta hai ke tum ho,
ab tum hi batao kya tum kisi booot se kum ho

Arz kiya hai, Teri galiyon me na rakhenge kadam . . . Aaj ke baad ... ... ...Kyonki kichad bahot ho jata hai. Barsaat ke baad. HAPPY MONSOON

HO AGAR AHSAAS TO ZARA KIJIYAIN MAHSOOS”
“HAR BAAT KA IZHAR ZAROORI NAHI LAB SE”

Jub app angrai lete hain,
to mere uper nasha sa shaa jaata hai,
are zzaaalim kabi naha bhi lo
to tera kya jaata hai.

Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi... Sagar se gahra koi nahi... Ab aapki kya tarif karu...Dosto me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!

Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana…
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana…
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai…

woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai
woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai
woh tu un key bachey hi kameney hai …
jo mujhey mamo mamo bulatey hai……

Parhay likhay hotay ager kartay kaam hakeemon ka
Bahana nabz ka hota pakrtay haath haseenoo ka

MACHHAR NE AAPKO KAT LIYA YE USKA JUNOON THA, AAPNE KHUJA LIYA ISME AAPKA SUKOON THA, CHAH KAR BHI AAPNE USE NAHI MARA, KYUNKI USKI RAGO MEIN BHI AAP HI KA KHOON THA

Pyar main kisi ne dhokha khaya
To kisi ne kasam khai hai
Hum wo majnoo hai
Jis ne sirf laat khai hai

PYAAR KIA THA YEH SOCH KER KI MERI KASHTI IS JIVEN ROOPI SAMUNDER SY PAAR HOGI LAKIN MUGH KYA PATA THA MERI MEHBUBA BEWFAI KY GHODY PER SWAAR THI

Taza Hawa ka Jhoka Aaya…
Khushbu teri sath laya…
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya…
Ke Lagta hai ki…
Aaj bhi TU…
Nahin
‘NAHAYA’…..