Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 53

hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Gaur farmaaiga..
hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Ek cup shubah.. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge

Taj Mahel Ko Dekh kar Bola Shah Jahan Ka Pota
Aaj Hamara Bhi Bank Balance Hota, Agar Dada Diwana Na Hua Hota

jale ko aag, bujhe ko rakh kahte hai
kobra ko nag, garden ko bag kahte hai



jo cheez tumre pas nahi hai use DIMAG kahte hai"

kitne ajeeb ho aap
duniya ki nzro se bacha karo
ankho me kajal hi nahi gale me
nimbu aur mirch b latkay karo

puri botal na sahi ek jam to ho"
milna na sahi 1 salaam to ho"
jinki yaad me hum bimar pade"
kam se kam unhe jukam to ho"

School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya....

Zindagi me kabhi Tenshion mat lena,Bindhas hoke I LOVE U kahna,agar ROSE k badle Sandale mile to kahna pyari bahan sada khush rahna.

Nazro se nazre tum churaoge kab tak, dosti akhir chupaoge kab tak, mere paigam tume milte rahege yuhi sada, inbox se msg mitaoge kab Tak

Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai

Lamho Lamho per Khwaab Likhoonga, Apni zindagi per kitaab likhoonga, Aapki gardan (neck) to phoolon ki tehni, Aur aapke chehre ko gulab likhoonga.

Gurur rum aa, Gurur Whisky, Gurur Vodka Gin eshwara; Gurur sakshat Peg brahma, Tasme shri Beer a namah! Bhagwan aapko sada TUNN rakhe

Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai, aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,
aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!

Zalim Palat Kar Dekh Tamana Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein Tum Agar Car Rakhti Ho To Rikhshaw Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein

Ishk me dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jaata, Humse tuta hua shisha dekha nahi jaata. Apne hiss eke saare sms de du tujhe, Mujhse tera kangaal msg box dekha nahi jaata.

Zamane bher ki ruswai degai hey mujhe Itni menhat ki ye kamai de gai hey mujhe wo lafz jis se hota nahi kuch hasil wahi ik lafs BHAAII De gai hey mujhe

Aap na diwana kar diya, ek bar dekh kar. Aur hum kuch bhi na kar paya, bar bar dekh kar.

Jabse nazre mili aapse hume kuch ho gaya, Ratoon ki neend gaye, Din ka chain gaya, Hume aapse pyar nahi CONJUCTIVITIES ho gaya hai.

Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!

Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain, Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.

Kab tut jaye Kasam hi to hai..Kab badal jaye najar hi to hai..Ab u hi tum mere SMS ki aadat mat dalna...Kab khatam ho jaye SCHEME hi to hai

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, lekin aaj tum say mila to keheti ho. .Your file not found.

Kabhi jazbat to kabhi yaadon ko dafan karte hain,Kabhi aansu to kabhi dard piya karte hain.Aap hume bhool na jaye isliye WAQT BAYWAQT sms kia krte hai

Gungat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Dewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

Saare dhobi mare mare fir rahe hai. Kyunki unke gadhe nahi mil rahe hai. Gupt khabaron se pata chala hai. Ki who sms padh rahe hai.

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta.. Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta... Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha

Tajmahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imarat banaunga, Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi, tuzhe to mein zinda dafnaunga

Aapko miss karna ROZ ki baat hai, Aapko yad karna ADAT ki baat hai, Aapse door rehna KISMAT ki baat hai, Par Aapko jhelna HIMMAT ki baat hai!!

jab jab ghire badal teri yad aai jab jhum ke barsa sawan teri yad aai jab jab mai bhinga barish me teri har pal yad aai. ab or raha nahi jata chatri lauta de bhai

Jab hum pyar mein haar gaye, Tab ham ne socha khudkhushi kar le. Ham to chale khudkhushi karne tab ek aur khayal aaya, Kyu na ek baar phir pyar karle.

Dil ki bat dilme mat rkhna,Jo pasand ho use ILU kehna,Agar wo itrai,gusse me aaye,To darna mat rakhi nikalna & kehna pyari behna milti rehna