Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 57

Tumhari Dosti Ne Mujhe Bahut Kuch Sikha Diya, Meri Khamosh Zindagi Ko Jaise Hasa Diya, Karzdaar Hoon Main Us Khuda Ka Jisne Mujhe Tum Jaise JOKER Se Mila Diya

Haal-e-dil kuch is tarah hamara hai, yaad tumhe din me 100 bar kiya karte hai, jab na aaye kabhi sms tumhara, purana sms hi padh liya karte hai...

Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu, Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu, Majburi to dekho is dil ki. Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile, ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile, SMS karne ke kasar mat karna MERE dost, maloom nahi wahan MOBILE mile na mile.

Dosti hoti hai diley raaz batane k liye, hum apni hasi mitade aapko hasane k liye, milne ki to aapko fursat nahi, to hum sms karte hai aapni yaad dilane ke LIYE.

Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho.Agar bat kare koi tum se to itrate bahut ho.Dil chahta hai tumhe CHHUM lu.Par suna hai k tum chilate bahut ho..

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me.

Roz logo se aapke pange honge,Roz aapke ghar me dange honge,Agar mujhe sms nahi kiya to yaad rakhna aapke 17 bachche honge or sare k sare lafange honge…

Dil me hamesha ek SHOR ho raha hai, bin sms BOR ho raha he, kahi aisa to nahi ke ek pyara sa DOST mujhse DOOR ho raha hai..

Baagon me phool khilte rahenge, Raat ko diye jalte rahenge..Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahein hamesah, baki tang to hum hamesah karte rahenge

Unki galise mera janaza nikla wo na nikle jin ke liye janaza nikla unka Ghar aaya mere dost siti bajane lage ,rakh kar mera janaza kamine use PATANE lage

softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspape! r padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !

Jindagi behal hai, sur hai na taal hai, vicharo ki kya hadtaal hai, SMS box kangal hai, ek sms bhej de, meri mobile ki jindagi ka sawal hai.

Dosti ka hr frz hum jante hai, tumhare har dard ki dava hum jante hain. Humein bhulne ki kabhi koshish bhi mat karna kyunki hum gala dabana bhi jante hain

Dil se tumhe kaise mita de, Hum tumhe kaise bhoola de. Ji to chahata hai duniya chor de, Ya phir judai dene wale in duniya walo ko phod de

dosti hai jaan lutane ke liye,ham apni hasti mita den dost ke liye,milne ki tumhe fursat nahi, ham sms karte hain apni yad dilane ke liye

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga Tum usay debug karna, wait main karoonga

Pyar ke jam ko aise na piyo ki aadha piya aur aadha chhod diya. Yaaron yeh pyar hai, nahin koi Vim Bar, jo thoda sa lagaya aur bas ho gaya!!!

Tum door sahi, majboor sahi, par yaar tumhari aati hai, tum ssans wahan lete ho, par badbu yahan tak aati hai!!!

Dekha unhone hume jab apni tirchi nazron se Hum to madhosh hi ho gaye, Jab pata chala ke nazrein hi tirchi hai, Hum to behosh hi ho gaye!

Chand Pe Kali Ghata Chhati To Hogi, Sitaron Ko Muskurahat Aati To Hogi, Tum Lakh Chhupao Duniya Se Magar, Akele Me Tumhe Apni Shakal Pe Hansi Aati To Hogi...

Itne saalon ke baad bhi who hamein dekh ke muskurate hain saale uske bachche hi kamine hain to mama mama chillate hain!!!

Aj khuda ki shararat samajh aae hai, is dharti par apki hukumat samajh aae hai, apko dharti par bhejna uska bahana tha RAVAN ke baad kisi ko to is dharti par aana tha....

Apko kya pata hum aapko kitne yaad karte hian..har pal tumhari fariyad karte hain..roj khat likhte hian cartoon network ko..aapko dikhane ki mang karte hain..

Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!

Baithe tere khyalo me kore kagaj par likh dala tera naam .. tasweer bhi utar dali... aur likha hai paigam.. jinda pakadne wale ko 500 ka inam....

Bas kya yahi tak tha saath hamara, Intezar hi karte rahe hum tumhara, Kab hogi is Kambakht mobile mein roshin aur kab ayenga tera sms!

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola