Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 59

paani peetaa hoon pipe se Apple khataan hoon knife se Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron Jooten khataa hoon apni wife se!!!

Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar kar dekh lo Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar kar dekh lo Phir bhi na dikhe agar toh chashma badal kar dekh lo !!!

Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam... Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam.. 'Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nakad inam...

Jab tumhe dekhu mu dil start flying, Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying, Jab tu dur jaye I feel like crying, Are itna tension mat le I was lying.

Jise samjha lehar pepsi woh nikla jahar pepsi, jise samjha coca-cola woh nikla dhokha cola, so aaj k baad no soft drinks only wine and whisky; kabhi na risky.

Ghungat mein tujhe dekha to deewana hua, sangeet ka tarana hua, masti ka mastana hua, jaise hi ghungat uthaya is duniya se ravana hua!

Pehle kabhi kisi pe DIL nahi aaya, Tumhe Dekha to Tumpar Dil aa gaya. Tumhare pyar mein pagal hokar itne Message kare saala 5 Hazar ka BILL aagaya...

apki bekudi me jo justju hoti he, wo mere qasdan ki guftgu he. Mere jamal se apka khumar chala jaega Aur ye sms apko kabhi b samaj nahi ayega

Ye-mere dost, mere marne k baad sirf aansu he bahana, jayada meri yaad aaye to merye peeche na chalye aana, yahin bahut dukhi kar liya hai, wahan aa k mat pakana!!

Karoge fir yaad guzre zamane ko, Tarsoge hamare saath ek pal bitane ko, Phir aawaaz doge hume aane ko, Hum kahenge darwaaza nahi hai kabar se bahar aane ko!

NA MUJHE KISI KA DIL CHAHIYE, NA MUJHE KISI DARD CHAHIYE, MERE RECHARGE KO JO APNA RECHARGE SAMAJHKAR BHAR SAKE, MUJHE US DOST KI TALASH HAI !

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanson mein Aag ab tak hain, Aur kyon na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirch' hai.