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6 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Kapil # 49

Touching Truth of Present :- A VERY SHORT NICE LINE SAID BY A TRUE FRIEND 4 HOLDING TRUE FRIENDSHIP : HURT ME WITH THE TRUTH BUT NEVER COMFORT WITH A LIE....

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sujit # 80

Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree.
Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband.
You can’t buy love but you pay heavily for it.
Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he’s wrong and wife too agrees with him.
Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to
speak..! xP=P

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhramita # 46

Truth of d day.... As We grow up we Think We Lose Our Friends. But Truth Is we Don't lose Friends, We Just Learn Who The Real Ones Are..!!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shashank # 111

Funny Truth:
Parents always teach their kids not to talk to strangers,
But the funny thing is that
They strictly support arranged marriage!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Piyush # 27

Parents always teach their kids not 2 talk 2 strangers,

But the truth is that,

all our good friends were

once 'Strangers for us'.....

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Preeti # 36

Difference between MAN and MAGNET.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
MAGNETS HAVE A POSITIVE SIDE..... he he he

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Yogeshman # 103

Why Gandhi smiles on every rupees note
Lincon don't smile in Dollars?
Because American women don't keep the money inside their Blouse...

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sachitendra # 118

No matter how old you are,
if a little kid shoots you with
a toy gun, you pretend to die.

- All you need is love,
or a gun, a shovel & a place to
hide the body.

- it's very important in life
to learn 'shift+delete'.
Some people aren't worth
recycling, Trust me!

- we always fall in love with
the most unexpected person

- necessity is the mother of
invention, girlfriend is the mother
of necessities..

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,
Natural Disasters Just Happen.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Reena # 37

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home,
even if you wish they were.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhramita # 46

Truth Is A Debit Card Pay 1st Enjoy Later. Lie Is A Credit Card Enjoy 1st Pay Later Wid Markup...' -

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shubhdeep # 112

why girls smarter in studies than boys? . . . . . . .
cause in class girls looking at the figures in book
and boy looking at the figures of girl.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charu # 22

A very true thought by a student : Whenever I want to fall in LOVE with my books.... . . . . My bed SEDUCES me..!!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Arjun # 33

6 answers given by a GIRL wen she is proposed: 1.No 2.Give some time 3.I have always seen u as my frnd 4.I already have a bf 5.V shud concentrate on studies 6.dis is jus infactuation If a BOY is proposed: 1. yes 2. yes 3. yes 4.yes 5.yes 6.yes

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bimal Dhiman # 120

Every man who is high up likes to think
he has done it all himself,
and the wife smiles and lets it go at that

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinav # 59

i can't evn imagine that u'l hide dis 4m me......... ....
yet u did ....but u cnt hide dis truth 4 long ....dat ....
u'r not a V****N !!!! MOBILE USER :-)

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vijay # 38

There is only one perfect mother in the world ...... Every child think he has it there is only 1 perfect child in the world ..... . . . . Every m0ther thinks the neighb0ur has it :-

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kankambari # 122

Whenever I find the key 2 success, someone change the lock. The road 2 success, is always under construction. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or married.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shiba # 79

Silly msg having lot of meaning:
Everybody wants to go to heaven,
but nobody wants to die..! Wat a Funny world...!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nirati # 47

Fact : In love marriage, you will marry your lover.
In arranged marriage, you will marry others lover. Its true!!!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Priyanka # 57

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Divya # 91

boy:i luv u girl:no!
boy feels sad and turn around girl look at him and hug from behind and said: I LOVE YOU :)
how awesome, right ! NO!!!!!!!!!!!! . she saw his wallet full of money

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kuldeep # 69

Will Be Ready In 5 Minutes said by Girl.
And will call u back in 5 minutes said by a Boy are the same.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sachin # 56

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Richa # 62

Why Lecturer is greater when compared to Mother,
Because a Mother can make only 1 child 2 sleep...
But a Lecturer can make whole class 2 sleep! Funny but True.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shubhdeep # 112

Teacher: All Of U Write Ur Lover Name In Paper (After 2 sec) . Boys: Finished. (After 10 mins) Girls: Additional Paper mam..

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepshikha # 113

GUd grls wish: M not a princes bt my lyfpartnr sud b a PRINCE
Smart grls wish:My lyfprtnr may/maynt b a prince bt he sud treat me as a PRINCES

Top Contributors

Points Rank Wishes
Charu 526 22 526
Piyush 519 27 519
Arjun 510 33 510
Preeti 510 36 510
Reena 509 37 509
Vijay 509 38 509
Bhramita 504 46 504
Nirati 503 47 503
Kapil 502 49 502
Sachin 499 56 499
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