Science teacher: agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo iss se wo thik ho jayegi.
Student:ppar sir us ko attack kaise dilaya jaye
VAJPEYI: Retire ho gya hu,ji chahta hai ab to shadi kr lu?
ADWANI:Karlo?
VAJPEYI: Kisi vidhwa se kr lu
ADWANI:kunwari se hi kar lo
widhwa to apne aap ho jaegi
A 60 year old bachelor advertizes his zaroorat-e-rishta in newspaper. After a month, he gets a letter saying, "Miyan! Is umar mein farishtey aatey hain, rishtey nahin."
Aik jagah B.A Ki Degree ki Sale Ho Rahi thi,
Aik Admi Ghoray sE Utra Bhaga Hua Gya Or Aik Degree li Or Bola Bhai AIk Or Degree meray Ghoray k Liay Bhi de do,
Saleman Bola jAnab Ye Degree siRf Gadhon k Liay Hai.
santa won loottery worth rs.20cr.......
dealer gave him 11cr after deductinjg tax ....
santa : oye dealer ... ya muje pure 20cr dede ya to mere 20rs vapas kar de ....
snata ne call milayi to aage se aawaz aayi .... aaapke khate me is call k liye bkaya rashi nai hai ....
snta : o koi ni9 soniye tere baat ho gyi ye kya kam hai ?
Heights of laziness:
Boy: mom 1glaas pani dedo
mom:khud lelo
beta:pls dedo
mom:ab manga toh thappad dungi
beta:jab thappad dene aaogi toh pani lete aana.