Patient:-doctor mujhe beemari hae khana na khau to bhuk lag jaati hae,jyada kaam karta hu to thakan lag jaati hae,der tak utha rahu to need aa jaati hae.Kya karu? Doctor:-Raat bhar dhoop mae bhete raho sahi ho jaoge.
Hindi teacher asks-KAAL kitne prakar ke hote hai?
SANTA -7 prakar k
Local kaal, STD kaal, ISD kaal, Missed kaal,Receivd kaal, Dialled kaal and sasriy kaal,
Dr: aapko brain tumer hai
pataint: oh great news(khush khabari)
Dr: aap itne khush kaise hai ?
pataint:isase yah saabit hota hao ki mere paas dimag to hai.
srk ko audition mein ek ladki ne bhaiya kaha aur wo ladki film ke liye select ho gayi secrtry ne pucha apno usko select kyon kiya srk ne kaha pehli baar to kisi ne bhai kaha hai
Teacher:Aasman me udne wali cheez ande deti hai, zameen pe rehne wali bache deti hai. kaun hai joaasman me udti hai par bachche zameen par deti hai? Chintu:Airhostess!
Autowala to Bunty : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.
Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.
Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai.
Bunty : Tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi kya mujhe dena parega!!!
Santa- ladki fasani aati hai
Banta- nahi aati
Santa- pehle kagaj ka jahaj bana phir use class room me udha de jab madam puche to ladki ka nam laga de ---bas ladki fas gai
Gabber: Aaj maine Basanti ko nahate hue dekha!
Viru: Kutte, Kamine main tera khun pi jaunga.
Gabber: Haramkhor, me naha raha tha or Bansanti ja rahi thi !!
pujari ji ko dast lag gaye, wo doctor k pas dawa lene gaye dr. ne dawa di to pujari ne puchha parhej kya karu? dr bola bas SHANKH jor se mat bajana....
Santa- Agar nariyal k ped pe chhad jaun to Engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jaayengi?? Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jaayengi.. ;-)
Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.
Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.