Customer: ye cow kitney ki he? Cow saler: 30,000 ki or 2 saal mai 1 bacha deti he. Customer: or ye cow kitne ki he? Cow saler: 10,000 ki or ye 2 saal mai 5 bachey deti he. Customer: ye cow itni sasti kion he jabke ye tou saal mai 5 bachey deti he? Cow saler: sahab CHARACTER bhi koi cheez hoti he.
Santa Water-Tank Saaf Karne Ke Liye Apne Ghar Ki Chhat Par Gaya. Water-Tank Par Ek Kauwa (Crow) Baitha Tha.
Santa Jaldi Se Neeche Utra Aur Seedhi (ladder) Hata Lee, Aur Kauwe Se Bola, Beta, Main To Neeche Utar Gaya, Ab Bina Seedhi Ke Tu Neeche Kaise Utrega ??
Sardar sharab peeta ro raha tha.
Sharab wala : kyon ro rahe ho?
Sardar : aur kiya karon? Main jis larki ka naam bhulana chata hoon. Us ka naam yaad he nahi aa raha.
Hathi aur chenti ka prem vivah hua,
Dusre din hathi mar gaya,
Cheenti boli “wah re mohabbat”
Ek din ka pyar mila,
Aur sari umar kabar khodne ka kaam mila
Ques : shadi me dulhe ke saath Baarati kyun jate hain ? ? ? Ans :- kyunki bade kehte hain ki kisiki khushi mein Jao na jao par musibat me zarur jana chahiye.. Reply With Quote
Ek bar 300 pathan ship main travel kar rahe tahe,
Lekin sare k sare mar gaye.
Kaise?
Nothing serious.
Ship bich main kharab hogai.
To dhakka dene niche utar gaye.
Ek bar ek ladke ko kute ne kaat liya to uski ma kute ke malik ke pass chali gayi or boli tere kute ne mere bete ko kata hain , to usne jawab diya to kya hua tum apne bete ko kaho wo mere kute ko kaat lega hisab barabar ho jayega.
chotu:papa,aaj school me bilkul bhi mar nahi padi.
papa:sabash beta, aase hi roz mar se bacha karo.
chotu:roz roz bum ki aapwah se chutti thori milegi.
Ye Badalti Rutai’n
Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye Terti Hui Musafatai’n
Ye Jalte Diye
Ye Pighalte Huey Badan
Ye Bhujti Shame’n
Ye Kch Or Nhi Srf
.
.
.
KESC Ki Beghairti Hy … ;->