Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 69

santa:yar tere ghar me latrine bani hai?
banta:haan,aur tere ghar me?
santa:nai yar mere ghar me to daal chawal bana hai.

Patient (Wakeel):Janab Ab Main Kya
Kha Sakta Hoon?

Doctor:Meri Fees K

Ilawa Sab Kuch Kha Saktay Hain…

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

1 Pathan Ne 1 Bachi Se Pocha
Beta Kn Se Class Mai Parti Ho ?
Bachi:Kachi Mai

Pathan:Kachi Koun Si Class Hai?
Bachi:Hamre Class Mai farsh Nahi Hai
Is Lye

boy: main iss tree pe chadu to engineering college i girls dikhegi....
girl: or tu wahan se gir gaya to medical college ki girls dikhegin...

Cbi Raids In Katrina’s House.

Bathroom - 20 Lacs Cash,Store Room
50 Kg Gold & Bed Room Full Of

My Photos

Sily Grl. .
Krazy About Me

Teacher :what happened in 1869 ?
Sardar : I don't know .
Teacher :stupid gandhiji was born ! Now tell what happened in 1873 ?
Sardar :gandhiji was 4 year old .

Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,

Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,

Fir Bi Uska Balance Ja rha Tha..

Kaise?

Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na yaar!

Kaunsi devi ka kaunsa prasad India main famous hai?
RAABDI DEVI ka LALU PRASHAD.

1st Man:Janab Lagta Hy Menay Apka

Chehra Pehlay Bhi Kahin Dekha Hy

2nd Man:Ap Ko Glat Fehmi Hui HY Main Hr

Wqt Apna Chehra Sath Liay Phrta Hon.

Ek Family SHOLAY Dekh KE Aayi,
Aur Pati Patni Se Romantically Bola,
"Nach Bsanti Nach." Child added:
"Mummy! is kutte Ke Samne Mat Nachna.

Premika-Me maa banne wali hu!!
Premi-R u mad?
KAHANI ME TWIST:
Premika-Bakvas nhi,me tumhare baap se shadi karke tumari maa banne wali hu

My no. is changd. Plz note my New no. is 100, plz call me 2 comfrm. Mera naukar uthaye to 2-4 galiya de dena. Bada kamina hai, apne aap ko Police kehta hai....

Bhikhari: Beti, ek rupya Deti ja
Tera suhaag sau saal jiye.

Woman: Ab to Main Tumhe ek phooti

kodi bhi nahi dungi.

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage?

Wife remains silent

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??

Wife : Abbe gin ne to De

Rahul Gandhi apni maa soniyaji se - Mom, Aapki Vajah se meri shaadi Nahi ho rahi.
Sonia - Kyun ?
Rahul - Har Taraf Likha Hai Soniajiko Bahumatdo.(Bahu MatDo)

Santa: o yar!
Me kal film dekhne theater gaya!
Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy
Banta: o tu konse theater gaya tha?
Santa:
“Operation Theatre”

Sahab:
Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye,
kia tumhain pta nahi tha k main naha raha hoon?

Mulazim:
Hazur galti ho gai,
main samjha tha begum sahiba naha rahi hain;-)

kutta poonch kyon hilata hai??

socho


kyonki ki poonch mai itnni takat nahi hoti k vo kutte ki hila sake

2 sardar were playing chess

1st - ab bas hua hum khel band karte hain

2nd - thik hai , vaise bhi tumhara ghora aur mera hathi he baki hai .

zamindar: ager me subah apni car me niklu toh shaam taq me apni adhi zamin nahi deks sakta
santa:hamare paas bhi pele esi hi car thi

Santa to policeman: Yeh har taraf kiyon likha hai: Gadi Dhire Chalao.

Policeman: Kiyon ki, Santa Ji, yahan duur duur tak koi hospital nahi hai.

Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye

Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??

Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

Judge: Y U've stolen money 4m dis man?
Santa: My lord I've nt stolen money. He jst gave it 2 me
Judge: Whn He gave U money ?
Santa: Whn I showd him gun ;->

Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya

Sadhu Gusse Me-
Aye Murkh
Me Tuje
SHRAAP Deta Hu

Santa-Rukiye
Maharaj
Me Glas
Leke Ata hu

A sirdar was talking on telephone.
Friend: "Kis se baat kr rhe ho?"
Sardar: "BV se?
Friend: "Itne pyar se?"
Sardar: Tmhari hai..."

Santa:Jalidi 1 glass Juice dae larayi hone wali hy,1 glass penay k baad, 1 glass or dy larai honewali hy
JuiceWala:Larai kab hogi
Santa:Jab tu paisay mange ga

SoN: Mom MubArik HO,Meri 7 JanmO K Liay J0b Lag GAi HAi

MOM: Acha Beta Wo KOn C?

SoN: Mujhay Star Plus KI SeriAL Me KAm MiL Gya Hai..

>: (GHAJINI) AAMIR KHAN KI BODY ITNI JALDI KYUN BANI

KYN K AAMIR KHAN 1 BAR JIM JATA THA 15 MINT BAD BHOOL JATA THA
PHIR DUBARA CHALA JATA THA

Ek din RAWAN disko gaya--aur wo behons ho gaya..
soncho kyon??
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kyonki disko me Entry ke liye 5000 Rs. per head tha..ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..