Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 72

LARKI : JAN MUJE AISE PURPOSE KARO JAISE AAJ TK
KISI NE NA KIYA HO
LARKA : KAMINI, I LOVE YOU,MUJSE SHADI KAR KE
MUJHE TABAHKAR DE KAMBAKHAT

Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,

Kitna Paisa Lagega?

Banta : Kuch B Nahi

Santa : Kaise?

Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

Passengr 2 Bus-Conductor:Kitne Ghante Bus Me Rahete Ho?
Conductr-24 Ghante!
P-Wo Kaise?
Cond-"8 Ghante BUS Me Baki 16 Ghante BIWI KE BAS ME"

Teacher- Soch or Veham me kya fark hai,.. Student- aap ki beti sundar hai ye hamari soch hai,or woh hamare hath se bach jayegi ye aapka veham hai.

Ek admi Pandit se=
Pandit ji Aazadi or Mukti me kya Faraq hai?
Pandit ji-Agar biwi Maykay jaye to Aazadi
or Upar chali jaye to Mukti

Lady: doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai, doctor: kiss kitni baar karti ho? lady: saal me ek baar, doictor: infection nahi JUNg lag gaya hai

Santa: Maa
Gud news!
Hum 2 se 3 Ho Gaye Hai!
Maa: achha,
beta Hua ya beti?

Santa: nahi Maa,
teri bahu ne Dusri Shaadi karli !!

Maa:- Beti Badi hokar Kya Karogi?
Beti:- Kuch Nahi , Maa Banugi, Padhungi,Shadhi Karungi............Aur Kya?
Maa: Jo karna hai karo par serial me Karo.......

santa bus se utarte hi mitti utha ke bola- ye mitti ki khushboo ki baat hi alag he.
banta- thik se dekh ye mitti nahi gobar he.....
lol

2 ladies baat kar rahi thi.
1st: Ye HUSBAND kya hota he?
2nd: Tu nahi janti?
Ye ek tarah ka BAND hota he, Jise ladies BELAN se bajaati he

A foreign couple told 2 his wife
"am ur husband n u r my wife"
A village couple beside them wanted 2 repeat it n told 2 his wife "am ur handpump n u r my pipe"

GIRL- Main humara rishta khatam karna chahti hu. Main tumhe vo sab vapas de dungi, jo tumne muze diya.
BOY- OK. Let's Start with Kisses.

Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p

Animal Party me Chuhe ne 4peg le liye.
Cat- Party na hoti to aaj tuze kha jati.
Chuha- Bhaag. Nahi to log kahenege daru pike aurat ko mara

Ager tum kisi ghareeb ko
us ka haq nahi dila saktay to.
jo us k pass he wo b cheen lo.
Hazrat Allama Asif Ali Zardari

Tu varan me bhaat,
Tu football me laath.
Tu tiger me lion,
Tu dadar me sion,
Tu kes me konda,
Tu dagad me dhonda,
lokanna kahihi pathva,
vachat bastat...!

bhikari -kuch khane ko de do
ek aurat-baba abhi kuch nahi bana hi.
bhikari-theek hi mera no. le lo jab ban jaega to mujhe miss call kar dena

boy prpose to a girl - do you love me?
girl - shakal dekhi he apni isse to accha me sucid kar lungi.
boy - kamini mar jayegi per 1 garib ke kaam nahi aaygi.!

Company ka Employee
Toilet gaya.
Andhar ja kar
seat pe betha.
Saamne Deewar pe likha thaa

“ABEY ITNA ZOR BUSINESS
PE DETA TOH TARGET PURA HO JAATA !”

Santa,banta dono bhai same class me they

Teacher-Tum dono ne father name alag kyu likha?

Brothers-Madam tusi Fir kahoge nakal maar li.

Desi Teacher: Itni pitai ke baad bhi tum hass rahe ho.

Desi Student: Gandhi Ji ne kaha hai, musibat ka time hass hass ke gujarna chahiye.

Doctor or daku me kya fark he
doctor ghar bula k luta he or
daku ghar aake lut ta he

Girl : Meri Har Saans Pe Kai Ladke Marte Hain

Boy: Toh Tum Koi Acha Tooth Paste Istemal Kyu Nahi Karti

Bhikhari: Hello Hotel Taj, one Pizza, one Biryani aur one Non Veg Dish Bhej Do.

Waiter: Kiske Naam pe bheju, Sir?

Bhikari: Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe.!

Gal v/s boy-

Ladki-
Musibat ke waqt hamasha muskarate rahna chahiye

Ladka-
Is liya to mene tumhe dekh kar muskarata rehta hu.

Question: Wife maike jakar Husband ko roj phone kyon karti hai?
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Answer: Taki Husband ko yad rahe musibat tali nahi hai.

Boss: Santa tumhe pata nahi ki permission ke bina andar aana mana hE.

Santa :-Sir main permission lene hi to andar aaya hu

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.

Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!

Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab

Bahut Motti Wife..

Santa ne Banta se pucha ke teri ab tak shadi kyo
nahi hui? Banta bade zor se chilla kar bola-

"JAAKO RAAKHE SAAIYA, MAAR SAKE NAA KOi"

Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village.

Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur Village?








Santa- Oh Den,We Need A River Too!