Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 73

Dil ki dhadkan tej hai,
Saso me bekrari hai,
Dil ki dhadkan tej hai,
Saso me bekrari hai,
Aare! Jaldi check up kara lagta hai....Dame ki bimari hai

A boy on Date With Gal in BMW. Jaan ! Maine tumse ek baat chupaai hai ki I'm already married.
Girl: Oh GOD! Tumne To dara he dia, main Samjhi ye Car tumhari nahi.

lalu goes to a shop and ask...
"yeh bandarva ki photu kitne ka hai?"
shopkeeper: voh phutwa nahin sahib wo to seesa(mirror) hai

Jis gali se tum gujro,

Jis raah se gujro,

Kuch aisa kar gujro,

ki

har bar...

har gali se...

1 hi aavaz aaye-

"MARO SAALE KO, PHIR Aa GAYA"

Pathan : yeh mera door ka bhai hai..
Man: door ka me samjha nahii
Pathan: es ke aur hamare darmiyan 13 behn bhai hein..

A criminal doesn't reveal secrets after 3rd degree.
Police: Ok,play Himesh's songs
Criminal screams: Batata hun,sab batata hun!!!

Pathan Received A Message From His Girl Friend,

“I MISS YOU”

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:

:

Soch Soch Kar Pathan Ne Reply Kiya,

“I MR. YOU”

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

Ek press wala Laaloji se poonchta hain:

Aap ne apne ghar me 11 bachee kaise kiye?

To Lalooji bole:

Kyunki hum rubber se jyada rabdi ko use kiya hu na!

Bush: Mere pain da char munda hua hy.
Musharraf: Mubarak huvay.
Bush: But ik masla hy.
Musharraf: o ki.
Bush: piu da pta nhe.
Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USAMA da pa diyo.

MeMoN: PeNt k' siLaYi KitNi Hy?

TaiLor: Rs. 150.

MeMoN: ChAddi kI?

TaiLor: Rs. 50.

MeMon: Ok. ChAddi Hi sEe dE pAr LaMbAyI pAirOn tAk rAkhNa.:

Define Girl friend:->
girl frnd wo hoti hai jo ldke ko tok-tok ker uski sari aadtein badal deti hai aur baad main kehti hai.
tum pehle jaise nahi rehe....

American child: hello mister
padri reply: u can call me father my child
bucha: acha to tm yaha ghom rahe ho aur mummy kehti he mujhe nhe pata tera baap kon hai

commerce k student agar film banaye to filmo k naam honge-
kabhi cr-kabhi dr, main account ki deewani hun,hum tax de chuke sanam, hamra calculater apke pas hi

Ek Chota Bacha Bohat Dair Se Ro Raha Tha.
Uski Maa Ne Pocha
Mele Laal Ko Ka Chahiye?
Tofee
Bishkit
Ya
Doodh..?

Bacha:
Bash Ek Nai GIRLFLEND
Khubsurat Shi :->

Napolean:"In my dictionary there's no word called "IMPOSSIBLE" Santa:"Abi bolne se kya faida,jab kharida tabi barabar dekhna chahie na.

Santa Beti ki shadi k liye 24saal ka ladka dekne gaya.Vaha se biwi ko fone kiya- oh gal sun!24 da koi munda ni milya.12-12 de 2 chalenge?

Teacher: ITTEFAQ ka koi jumla banao

Pathan: jis din mere baap ka shaadi tha ITTEFAQ se usi din meri maa ka bhi shaadi tha

santa-wo Ladki behri lagti he.Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai banta:kaise? santa:Mene"I Luv U"kaha,to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai

Ek ladki ne ek ladke ko aawaz lagai….
O…Bhai Jaan..Please suneye toh zara….
Ladka bola - Oye…Pahle decide kar Bhai ya Jaan…
confuse kyu kar rahi hai…

Rawan ko court le jaya gaya, Judge- Apna haath Gita par rakho. Rawan- Sorry, Sita par hath rakh kar itna lafda hua, ab Gita par nhi rakhunga..

Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar
beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

Santa sote waqt 2 glass rakhte hain.
Ek main paani aur ek Khaali.
Why socho
socho
aur socho
kyunki pyas lag bhi sakti hai aur nahi bhi.

Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,
1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi…
BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..

Santa dialed a no..
A girl answer d phone..
Santa:Hello Kon?.
.
Girl:Mai Sita...
.
Santa:O! teri...
.
Ye to Ayodhya lag gaya

Doctor Santa and Priest loved the same girl. Priest started giving an apple to the girl everyday. Doctor Santa asked: Why? Priest: Coz an apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Teacher: Bachon kasam khao kabhi Sharab,Cigrte,Ladki inko nahi chuoge, aur desh ke liye jan doge! Bache: de denge sir, aisi jindgi jikar kya karenge.

Mummy: Beta kyun ro rahe ho?
Beta: Papa ne mujhe kissi nahi di.
Mummy: Beta, aap ne papa ko tables nahi sunaye honge.
Beta: Kaam wali ko kaun se tables aate hein.