Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 74

Boy- " I'm going to kiss u"

Girl- " Khabardar! Main shor machaungi"

Boy- "Par yahan to door door tak koi nahi hai"

Girl- "Fir bhi Formality to karni padti hai"

Train chali, Sardar Ji ik Dibbe me Chad gaye.

TT bola: Q phaji? Dikta nahi, Ladies ka dibba haii?

Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji Sorry ! Mere ko laga aap Mard ho...

Sardar ji ne apni girlfriend k kandhe par hath rakha aur dheere se bole- " I love u"

Girlfriend-"Jor se bolo!"

Sardar ji- "Jai mata di!"

Teacher - Kabir Ka Koi Doha Sunao.
Little Marwadi child answer - "Kabir Salo Bewkoof doha diyo Banaye, Khud to salo khisak gayo Manne diyo fasaye.

DO MAINDHAK BAITHE THE.

EK BOLA- TARR

DOOSRA BOLA- TARR

PEHLA FIR BOLA- TARR

DOOSRA FIR BOLA- TARR

PEHLA BOLA- FARR

DOOSRA BOLA- AE TU TOPIC MAT CHANGE KAR...

Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.

Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.

Lalu- Ek vidwaan ne kaha hai ki Moorkh aadmi ki biwi bahut sundar hoti hai..

Raabdi- Ab rehne bhi dijiye!
Aap ke paas to hamari taareef karne ke alawa kono ka!

Journalist: Aap ki ACTIVITIES kya haiN?

Meera: Hum 2 behnaiN aur 3 bhai haiN

Journalist: Bibi, aap ki activities poochhi haiN, aap k waalid ki nahiN!;-)

Santa- yaar uth bhookamp aa raha hai! sara ghar hil raha hai..


Banta- Soja soja! Ghar girega to makaan malik ka girega! hum to kirayedaar hain

ONLY FOR STUDENTS:
Arz kiya hai...
Humne suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai,
Humne suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai,

YAHAN TO IMTIHANO NE hi ZINDAGI LE LI hai.

Judge- is sardar ke dono kan kaat do.
Sardar- nahin mai andha ho jaunga.
Judge- kan katne se andha kaise hoga?
Sardar- chashma kya tere baap ke kan p bethauga

Patient: mujhe problem hai. Na khaon to bhok lagti hai, na sou to neend aati hai, zada kam kar k thak jata hoon.

Doctor : sari raat dhoop main betho theek ho jao gaye.

aap kitne sundar
*
*
sushil
*
*
saral
*
*
sache hain

aur hum hein ki

jhut pe jhut
bole ja rahe hein..........

Wife: suniye g aap ka dost galat ladki se shaadi kar raha hai. Aap usse rokte kyon nahi?

Husband: main kyon rokon? Us ne mujhe roka tha kya.

Gareeb mariz: Dr, mera paas paise nahi hai,ap mera elaj kr de to kbhi apke kaam aunga

Dr:kya kaam karte ho?


mariz:qabar khodta hun!

Girls Collage mai Strike ho gai,Sabhi girls Nare Laga rahi hai,
Girls k satth Boys bhi unka satth de rahe hai,
Girls ne Nare lagate huye "HAMARI MANGE....,
Piche se Awaz aye,"SINDUR SE BHARO....".

Wife: acha batao car main ghomata hai, icecream khilata hai, restaurant lay jata hai, BOLO BOLO BOLO !!!

Husband: KON MAIN?
Wife: NAHI
HUMARA NAYA PAROSI

Wife : Ek baat bolu??
Husband : Bolo
Wife : Maaroge to nahi?
Husbund : Nahi to, kya baat hai?
Wife : mai pregnant hun
Husband : Hurray!!! Its gud news, dar kyu rahi thi??
Wife : College ke dino mai papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi.

Innocnt joke of the day... Ek bar terro$ist ne budiya ke pas bomb rakh diya. Log chillaye- "Budiya bomb hai" Woh sharmakar boli 'Aray woh to me jawani m thi

santa to halwai: tum kitne sal se jalebhi bana rhe ho.
halwai: 30 sal.
santa: tab bhi tum se jalebhi sidhi nahi bani!

Santa Asks Taxi Driver: Golden temple Jaaoge?

Taxi Driver: Haan Jaaunga.

Santa Ne Jeb Se Polythene Nikali aur Kaha "Wapsi pe mere liye Langar Le Aana,,"-)

chor pakad ne ki machine bani 1din mein u.s mein 9 chor pakde gaye canada mein 40 china mein 11 india mein ................................................................
....................................................
.............................................
..............................................
..........................................
..........................................
..1 ghante mein machine chori hogayi

A Man went 2 NARAK,He saw GandhiJi Dancing with Mallika.Man askd 2 Yamraj:Gandhi ki saza itni mazedar kyo?Yamraj:abe saale Saza Mallika ko milli hai !

Pathan apni GF k sath Dte pr gya.Ahista se bola:
Mre dil me 1 bat hy mgr kehty hue gbrata hun
GF:bolo
Pthan:I realy realy Luv
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ur Brothr

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . . .

1 Larki ne aadhi raat ko Larke ko phone kiya:Ghar ajao ghar per koi nhi hay!
Larka chla gya..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ghar Waqai koi nhi tha TAALA lga huwa tha.

Father-Raat ko tum pi k gutter mein gir gaye the,
Son-Kya bataon dad GALAT SANGAT ki wajah se hua,
Hum 4 dost,1 bottle aur woh teeno pite hi nahi the.

Santa: Begum aj chicken bahot testy bana hai koi khas masala lagaya hai kya.?


Wife: Nahi murgi jal gai thi to maine BURNOL lagai thi..

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

Santa- Mujhse Wada Kar Ki Teri Biwi ki 1st Kiss mujhe Lene Dega.
Banta- Waada Hai Par Meri Bhi 1 Shart Hai
Santa- Wo Kya?
Banta- Mai Shaadi TeriBahan se Karunga