Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 75

Jaat riding a cycle, hits a Girl.

Girl:Ghanti nahin mari jaati kya?

Jaat: Re bawli ?!! Poori cycle maar di, aab ghanti alag se maaru ke ?

Question: Bahooo aik gear marad ke sath sari raat ghar se bahar rahi, aur saas ne kuch nahi kaha, Kyon?

Ans: Kyon ki saas bi kabhi bahoo thi !

Beta: baap idhar aa
Baap: beta papa ko aise nahi bolte
Beta: to kaise bolte hai
Baap: izzat se
Beta: baap izzat se idhar aa

3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo. Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur ullo sms padh raha hai.

Lady - Shoes dikhaiye .

Shopkeeper : Kitnne number ka ?
Lady - 36 no.
Shopkr:Jaao madam jaao,ghar se soch kar nikla karo Kya lena hai!

Son: Mein school nahi jaaunga,
Mom: Kyu?
Son: Kaam Karunga,
Mom: 4th Class padh kar kya kaam karoga?
Son: 3rd class ki ladkiyon ki tution lungs:-)

Pakistan ka matlab kia?

BOMB DHAMAKAY OR AGHWA!

yeh tera pakistan hai yeh mera pakistan hai

yeh os ka pakistan hai jo sardar-e-pakistan hai

log kehtay hein k pakistan Zinda Baad!

hum kehtay hai......
pakistan se Zinda Bhaag

A student attached Rs.100 note to his test paper n wrote "Rs.1 for 1 mark."
Examiner was a sardar. He sent him Rs.81 back n wrote "u got 19 marks keep the cange".

Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?
Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.
Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?
Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.
:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???


Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka

bhala hoga

Always smile u knw y?
Bcoz haso jiyo!
Muskurao! Khush raho!
Kya pata kal mujhse panga ho aur Hasne k liye Daant ne ho...

Patni - College ke bare me tumhara koi katu anubhav hai?

Pati - Han, Tumhari aur meri paheli mulakat college me he to
hui thi.

santa : main ek bar bathroom me susu karne gaya to waha sher tha banta: phir kya hua??
santa: maine sher ko kaha app kar lo mera to nikal gaya.....

JATT: Tumhe rajput kyon kehte hain?
RAJPUT: Hum apni baat pe jaan de dete hain,
aur tumhe ‘JATT’ kyon kehte hai?
JATT: Hum bina BAAT PE JAAN LE LETE HAIN.

Santa: I've Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare...

Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid...

Santa: No Wonder He Hasn't Replied As Well

Jeeto: Sharm ani chahiye, tumhare Preeto se sambhand hai.
Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala?
Jeeto: Kal Banta aya tha usne tumhara Underwear pahena hua tha.

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

Agar basanti ki mausi takhur ko rakhi bandey tho

tho mauki ka takhur se kya rishta hoga

free mey dimag mat lagao yaar takhur ke hath he nahi hai

2 boys follow 2 girls
The grls turned back and tied rakhi to each of them.




then the boys said 2 themselves u marry ur sister and i'll marry ur sister!

Santa: Why do girls look beautiful? Is it real or due to make up? Banta: All false. Girls look beautiful because boys have good imagination.

1 ladki ne coin dalke apna vajan dekha,58kg
Sandal utari,56kg
Jacket utari,53kg
Fir duppata, 52kg or coin khatam
1 bhikari bola tu chalu rakh sikke me dalunga!

Ek baar sardar ji kahain jaa rahe tahe k ek diwar par padha "padhne wala gadha"

Sardar ko bohat ghussa aya, unhon ne mita kar likh diya! "likhne wala gadha"

Train mai ek husband apni wife say: "tujh say shadi kar k pachta raha hoon."

"dil karta hai tujhe kutttay k aagay daal doon"

Samnay wala passenger bola: "bhao bhao"

dharmendr got a new vodafone conection but never got network.... why?
bcoz vodafone dog stillremembar his dilogue :kutte mai tera khoon pi jauga,

Wife mere iraday baray neek hain, aap 1000 mai ek hain.

Sardar: mera dimag bara taiz hai, pehlay ye bata baki 999 kon hai?

1 lerki ne molvi se keha: Log mujhe chedte or ghoorte hain, aap hi bataein mai kya karu..?

Molvi ne dono bazu phailaa k kaha "Aap hamari agosh ma aajaeye"

Sardar looked at himself in mirror and said:
Is ko kahain dekha hai. Then he said:

Oye yaad aya, ye to woh he kamina hai jo
Shaadi ki album main meri biwi k saath hai

" A Couple was sitng in garden,
Sudnly a Dog & Bitch came n kiss each other!

Boy - Janu aagar tum bura na mano to mai bhi.
Grl - Ok pr plz sambhl kar,
Kutiya tumhe kat na le! "

Dost: "Tumhari toh RAM - SITA ki jodi lagti hai"

Man:"Bilkul Galat hai:

Naa to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jaata hai, Naa hi ye dharti me samaati hai!

Dil ke dardko jubape mat lana, apni ankhose ansu mat bahana, jakham chahe kitne bhi gahare ho, "DETTOL" k siva kuch mat lagana...

Lalu ke peechhe kutte ka bachha pad gaya,
To lalu ne kaha ab to BSNL ka card dalva liya hoon, Yeh HUTCH ka network kahan se aa raha hai.