Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 76

Respected international kanjus, thanx 4 nt sending any sms. U'll win BHARAT KANJUS RATNA AWARD
na na SMS MAT KARNA WARNA YEH AWARD koi aur le jayega..

1 sardar outo riksha wheel nikal raha tha raste me guzarte hue 1 admi ne pucha sardarji rikhaw ka wheel Q nikal rahe to sardarji bole dikhta nahi board likha hai only two wheelar parking

ek admi bola yaar mai duniya mai naam kamana chata hoon to dusra bola haa kyo nahi wo kaise.
haathi per ulta khade hoker photo kichwayoo aur photo ko ulta karke dikhyaooo

A drunken sardar fall from 3rd floor.
People garthered around & asked him- Kya hua?
He said- Pata nahi, main bhi abhi niche aaya hoon :=)

Aaj ka Sawal...
Mohabbat ho jati hai ya karni padti hai?

very simple

ladki sundar ho to ho jati hai...
aur agar ameer ho to karni padti hai...

Apka ghar hum
zaroor ayengey,
har pal ayengey,
har waqt ayengey,
din bhar ayengey,
aur
aur
aur
bell bajakar bhag jayengey..

bush-tujhe swiming aati h
lalu-nahi
bush-tere se to kutte ache h jo swiming kar lete h
lalu-tujhe swiming aati h
bush-yaa..
lalu-to phir tere aur kutte me kya farq h?????

1 frnd to another-aaj mothers day h,tera kya plan h???
another frnd reply-"main kuch ladkion ki maa banane me help karunga

Sara zamana Gawah hai ke aap aik
Nehayat Sharif
Emandar
Mukhlis
Parhezgar
Diyanat Dar
Zaheen aur Naik
Insan ka Sms parh rahe hein

Yar mujhe police ny pakar liya hy

For killing 6 Girls I didn't kill them

Qasam say! Maine tu sirf "SMILE" di

Thi OR Wo khushi se Mar gayin

Kuch Kar Yaar!

Teacher:" What is your name?".
Student: " Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."

Teacher:" When I ask a question in English, answer it in English."
Student:" My name is Sunlight

Machar aur Makhiki ho gayi shadi.
Pehli hi raat se ho gayi machar ki barbadi,
kehta hai ki meri kismat hi khoti hai,
makhi raat ko goodnight lagake soti hai.

Judge: Tum ne ek hi raat mein 7 jagah chori ki ?

Chor: Haan Sahib, Mai mehnat se gi nahi churata.

namaskar ye male\ female janch sewa hai, agar aap purush hai to 1 sms karo, mahila hai to 2 sms karo, inme se kuch nahi hai to sms na kare, hum khud smajh lenge.

DOCTOR: Bachay 2 hi ache..
Vaise aap k kitne bache hain?

LADY: Pehle to 2 hi thay lekin jab se ishtehar dekha hai to ache ki talash me 10 ho gaye hain. ;-)

Old Man-"putar ander se mere daant le aa"

Pota-"par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahi"

Budda-- "o nahi putar roti nahi khani samne wali buddi nu smile deni a "

2007 ka faqir: baji bhoka hoon Allah k waste khana de do.

Baji: abhi khananahi bana, baad main aana.

Faqir: mera number le lo, jab khana ban jaye to miscall kar dena.

Kya tum ped pe chadsakte ho,
kya sanjivani buti la sakteho,
kya sina cheer k dikhasakte ho,nahi na,
beta kewal shakal bandar
jaisi hone se koi Hanumannai hota.

Doctor to lady: kiya aap dilevery k waqat bache k baap ko apne pass dekhna chati hain?

Lady: nahi un ko mere husband pasand nahi karte.

Santa's girfriend:
Meri maa aapko bahut
pasand karti hai.....
Santa, after a deep
thought: Kuchh bhi ho
jaye, shaadi to main
tujhse hi karunga..... .!!!!

Man to hotel manager: jaldi chalo, meri wife khirki se kodh kar jaan dena chati hai.

Manager: so .. Sir what can i do?

Man: abey khirki nahi khul rahi.

Santa Ne god Se Pucha

Kya Mai Agle Janam Me
Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?

God Ne Jawab Diya
aap iss suvidha ka labh pehle hi le chuke hai

Santa: agar VIVAH ki shooting engineering college me hota to use kya kehte?

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Banta: VIVA

Gabbar: Are O Samba, ye SMS parhnay wala
MONKEY hai k DONKEY?
Samba: sardar agr reply kia to
MONKEY, nahin kia to DONKEY, Abi pata chal jai ga.

3 sardars were going on a bike. Traffic Police raises the hand to stop them. Sardar replies- “Oye pagal ho gaya kya? Pehle hi 3 baithe hai, Tu kaha baithega..

Eik sucide bomber nay mulla umer ko message
bheja sir g barood(RDX)thora kaam dala karein!


mein Jannat say bhe thora agay nikal aya hun!!

SANTA:BANTA TERE GHAR LETRIN BANI HAI
BANTA :HAN BANI HAI,AUR TUMHARE GHAR
SANTA:MERE GHAR TO DAL CHAWAL BANE HAIN

Boss : I am giving you a job as a driver. The STARTING salary is Rs.2000 /-, is it o.k.

Santa : You are great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......

But?? how much is the DRIVING salary...?

Santar:Jab main chhota tha tab Kutab Minar se gir gaya tha Banta: Fir tu mar gya ki bach gaya? Santa:Mujhe yad nahi kuyoki tab mai bahut chhota tha na.

Santa jngl me:Samne sher aya,santa mitti sher ki ankh me dalke bhagne lga,banta wahi ruk gya santa:abe bhag banta:me kyun bhagu mitti tune dali he