Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 78

Jin:Kya hukm hai mere aaka?

Aaka:mere a/c me 10 crore cash aur Katrina se shaadi 10 second me kara do?

Jin:Aaka! hukm karo, haramipan nhi..

What was GOD’s First Reaction
when he made a Negro(African)?

Socho…

Dont know..

Oh! shit jal gaya!!

A Santa enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?

Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab

Santa : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

Apna dimag check karne ki tarkeeb ?

Cow ke paas sir jhuka kar khade ho jao

Agar wo paas aati hai to bhusa bhara hai
Agar door jaati hai to gobar

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai

Baap: beta jab koi buzurg khara ho to apni jaga usay baithnay k liye de diya karo.

Ek din beta apnay baap ki god mein baitha tha k dada aa gaye. Beta ek dam se khara hua aur kehne laga: aayen dadajan yahan baithen.

"WHISKY" me mujhe"VISHNU" dikhe,"RUM" me dikhe "RAM","BEAR" me dikhe "BRAMHA", to desi me "HANUMAN". Kis-kis ka tyag karu , Har "BOTTLE" me "BHAGWAN''...

Teacher: Humey garibon k sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.
Student: Acha ab samjh me aaya.
Teachr: Kya?
Studnt: Yahi k papa aksar Padosan ko galay q lagate hain.

jin ask man :hukumm mere aaka main tumhare liye kya paish karoon,
man:mujhe rehne ke liye ik makan de.
jin:aaka agar mere pass makan hota tou main kya bottle main raheta.

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ICE-CREAM 4 U
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Zayada Muskurao Mat

Ager HIMMAT Hai Too Kha K Dekho?!!!

ßeta: Kya is martaba abbu eliction me khare ho rahe hain?
Maa: Wo mere saamne toh khare ho nahi sakte....
Élection me kya khare honge¿?

Agar Anupam kher Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...

Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai?

Jab sidhu laughter challenge main hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai-
Bas kar mere baap

Pappu and Tippu order coffee.
Pappu: drink fast.
Tippu : "Why ?
Pappu : "it is written out there, hot coffee Rs.5/- cold coffee Rs.10/-"

Third Floor se ek aurat boli kela kaisa diya ?
Kele vala bola 8 me 12. Aurat Boli 7 me 13 deta hai to uper aaja.

Man goes 2 Nark. He saw Gandhiji dancing with mallika,

Man askd2yamraj-Gandhiji ki saja itni achi kyon?

Yamraj-abe sja Gandhiji ko nhi mallika ko mili.., hai.

Way may be difficult,full of trials,sorrows pains,but if u fall down,just standup straight,be confident & say..bhenchod.dhaka kisne maara??

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Ek makhi ek ganje k sar par baithi.
Dusri makhi-wah kya ghar dhundha hai.
Pahli makhi-ghar kahan re,pagli abhi to sirf plot kharida hai.

Agar koi apko raat ki tanhai me tang kare,karwate badalnepe majboor kare,chupke se kaan me sargodshi kare aur garden chumle toh..all out lagao machar bhagao!

85yr old man buy Viagra and ask The Chemist "isko kiske sath loo"
Chemist : "Baba, Ganga jal ke sath "kyo ki itne sal baad itni khushi bardaasht nahi hogi !

There is a song in the film maachis “chunni leke soti thi kamala lagti thi”,ab agar sirf chunni leke soegi to kamal to lagegi na…..!

After 2yrs of marriage aishwarya gave birth to cute baby.

What name did abhishek keep for him?















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What an idea sirji!

Do u know full form of “dairy milk”?(darling always I remember u, meet immediately 4a long kiss.”that’s why girl ask 4 dairy milk”

Dil ka kaha 1 kam kar do,
pyari si muskurahat mere naam kar do,
aaj duniya pe 1 ehsan kar do
Ghar se nange niklo aur pure mohalle ko hairan kar do.....

1 bhoot dusre bhoot se
" kitni aheeb bat hai,admi marne ke bad bhoot ban jata hai or aorat chudail ki chudail hi rahti hai.

Aaj private job walo ki Zindgi ka kya Haal ho gaya hai 8Am se 8Pm tak boss jeene nahi deta aur 8Pm k baad Ashok Gehlot peene Nahi deta,... ... .

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kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai

Poem luvd by girls.
Husband humara aisa ho,wallet me jisk paisa ho.lambi jiski hight ho.Guse ka wo Lite ho.jb sas se meri Fght ho,kahe jaanu Tum hi Ryt Ho..!

A memon on his death time ..
My wife Where r u ?
Wife : yes i m here
Memon :My sons , My daughters r u all here ?
Yes Papa …

To phir yeH barabar waly room ka pankha kiun chal rha hy …

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