SANTA standing on platform suddenly jumps on track. Man:SANTAji mar jaoge SANTA:Marega to tu sale Suna nahi train platform par aa rahi hai
Judge: Tum Dakaiti Dekhte Rahe, Roka Q Nahi? Gawaah: Janab Agar Meri Jaan Chali Jati To Aapko Chashmadid Gawaah Kahan Se Milta?
1 aurat ne ishara krke tej a rhi bus ko roka Driver:kaha jana h? Aurat:Jana to khi nhi, Bacha ro raha hai Zara bus ka horn poo_poo baja Do
Bacha-Mumy rat ko maine su-su karne k liye bathroom ka gate khola to bulb apne ap hi jal gya Mumy-Haraamkhor tu aj fir freez me su-su kr aya
1 Ladka exam hall me pareshan tha. Sir: kya hua? Question paper muskil he? Boy:nai sir soch raha hu is question ka ans kis jeb me hai
Santa was Going on a Bike with his wife. Tapori:- oye santa wife hai ya lover? Santa:- Lover hogi teri, meri to wife hai.
Chor pakadne ki machine bni USA me -1din me 9pkde gye CHINA me-30 UK me-50 INDIA me- 1gante m mchine chori ho gayi Est or wst India isD bst
7 Chatai pe 7 SAdhu baithe the,1 bhakt ne sabse bade Sadhu se pucha-Baba ladkiya line nai deti,kya karu?Sadhu(Chote sadhu se)1Chatai aur La
Pappu-Teri Wife Ki Mout Ka Bahot Dukh Hai.. Use Kya Huwa Tha Dipu-Uske Sir Me Goli Lagi Pappu-Ohh Teri.!! Shukar Hai Aankh To Bach Gyi
SANTA Ghar Ka Drwaza Ukhad Ke Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha. Kisi Ne Pocha:Oye Kahan Ja Rahe Ho? SANTA:Tala Khulwane
1Gadhe Ne Pandit Ko Lat Mari Pndit Uske Piche Bhaga Raste Me Zebra Mila Pndt N Use Lat Mari Or Bola Sale Night Dres Phen K Ullu Bnata hai
Napolean: Meri dictionary Me "IMPOSSIBLE" word nahi hai. Santa: Ab bolne se kya fayda, Kharidte samey hi Check karni chahiye thi
Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To Kya Hota? Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar, Hume Candle Light Me T.V Dekhna Padta :)
There were two frnds Jo and Wo One day Jo got scared and suddenly Wo died Y did Wo die? Because Jo dar gya, Wo mar gya
Dil ki he ek CONDITION, Jisme nahi kisi ko PERMISSION, Sirf ap jaise dost ko hai ADMISSION, Vo bhi bina DONATION Just maintain good RELATION
Tu kutta Tu kutta Main fir keh raha hu,Tu kutta Tu kutta Tu kutta Tu kutta paal le,ajkal CHORIYAN bahut ho rhi h
Last 9t I had a dream I was walking with GOD He Askd me Whz Ur Bst frnd? I told Him ur Name He Smiled & Said 'sab Pichle Janm k pap ha
Wife writes msg 2 Pappu" ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Msg karke batao." Pappu writes msg 2 her and sends "nahi bata sakta balance kam hai."
Girl Proudly Says: Meri 2Har Sans Pe1 Insan MartaH Boy: Yaar Phir Tum Koi Achha Tooth Paste Istemal Kyon Nhi Karti???
Stdnt: sir kya ye sach he ki har insan ko marna hai. Sir:haan Student:sir main soch raha hu k jo anth me marega usko shamshan kon lejayega.
Teachr:Water ka formula batao.. Studnt:H2 MgCl NaCl HNO3 HCl etc.. T:Whats this? S:Sir,this is polluted water of river Ganga! -Think abt it
Pappu ko Kisi Ne Sapne Me Mar Dala..to Usne Apna Bank A/C Band KarDiya Kyoki Bank Me Likha Tha k Hum Apke Sapno Ko Hakikat me Badlenge
Interviewer: 2 bataiye PANI ke bina Insan kaise Marega? Santa: PANI nai hoga 2 Insn Tairega kaise? Aur Trga nahi 2 doob jayega
Antar MantarJadu Jantar Chhhooo Kuch Mahsus Hua? ? Nahi Na? Jadugar Ne Bhi Yahi Kaha Tha K ye mantr sirf insano pe asar karta he..
AB: 1=2 how! Let x=y. = 2x-x=2y-y = 2x-2y=x-y = 2(x-y)=x-y = 2=1 Saala maths ka itihas hila kar rakh dala
Bhakt Swami se: SwamiJi mera Puja Mein Mann Nahin Lagta Kya Karu?? Swami:Uss Pja Ko Mere Paas Bhejo, Shayad Mra Mnn Lag Jaaye..
Washing Pwder Nirma Washin pwdr Nirma Dudh c Safedi Nirma s Aye Rangin Kapda B Khil-2 Jae AAP Ko Kuch b Bhejo Pdte zrur H wo b TONE k satH
The ultimate line told by every parent 2 dear child "beta dil laga k padai karo" ab unhe kaun samjhaye Dl lagane k bad pdi hoti hai kya.
Love: Police wala: Tumne PAPPITA bechne wali ko KISS kyun kiya Hajoor wo hi bar bar chilla rahi thi PAPPI ta le lo PAPPI ta le lo..!
TUM Achhe Sachhe Sundar Shushil Sabhya B uddhiMaan Logon se dur Hi Rehna Warna wo b BHIGAD Jayenge:)
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