Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 80

Dad -Exam Kaisa Hua?


Son-Q no.1 Chhut Gaya,
Q3 Ata Nai Tha,
Q4 Karna Bhul Gaya,
Q5 Nazar Nai Aya,

Dad(Gusse Me)-Aur Q no2?


Son-Bas Wahi Galat Hua.

Ek student phichhe ke bench se bola, madam piche ki light on kar do,To madam ne bola ki mere piche kaha light hai ki on karu.

Sweest proposal Ek Boy or Ek Girl L.K.G class

Boy:- ka tu mujhse saddi kalegi,

Girl:- nai

Boy:- Karlona,

Girl:- mai nahi karungi,

Boy:- karlena Bahan please

Ek sardar jee Ghode se ja rahe the, to usne Red light par Ghode ko nahi roka,to traffic police ne roka, to sardar jee Ghode ki puchh utha kar bole, ki number note kar lo beta,

Lalu-Kahe rooti ho?Tum to hamar chand ho
Rabdi-Hum ka chand na bulao
Lalu-kahe??
Rabdi-Sasure Amrika wale bar bar chand par chad jate hai..

Santa ka RADIO kharaab ho gaya,
khol k dekha to under CHUHA mara hua tha,
dekh k Santa bola:
AE lo, chalega kaise, SINGER to mar gaya..!

Santa: khana parosne Me kitni der hai?
Waiter:Der Nahi lagegi. Khana to kal se taiyar hai, Bas Garm karne ki der hai

Ek baar priyanka chopra apni scooty pep se jaa rahi thi. Beech rastey mai usse toilet lagi. Voh scooty se utar ke road ke kinarey mein karne lagi.
Ek aadmi ne guzarte hue dekha aur kaha ki aap yaha,aise toilet kyu kar rahi hai....
Priyanka ne kaha "WHY SHOULD BOYZ HAVE ALL D FUN"

Ek aadmi telescope se aasmaan dekh raha tha aur santa singh us aadmi gaur se dekh raha tha
tabhi aasmaan me ek taara tuta aur santa jor se chillaya..... wah! wah! wah! babu ji kya khub nishana lagaya hai maja aa gaya .

Laloo: Itne sare log football ko lath kyu mar rahe hai? COCH: "Goal karne ke liye" Laloo: Sasura, Ye to pahle se hi Gol hai sala aur kitna gol karega.

SHRAAB EK BIMARI HAI, JO SAMAJ KO BARBAAD KAR RAHI HAI, AAO MILKAR IS BIMARI KO KHATAM KARE, EK BOTTLE TUM KHATAM KARO, EK BOTTLE HUM KHATAM KARE. CHEERS....

SARDAAR : YAAR MERI BIWI MERE DOST KE SAATH BHAAG GAYI. AADMI : BAHUT YAAD AATI HOGI USKI FIR. SARDAAR : HAA YAAR BAHUT ACCHA DOST THA MERA.

RABDi2LALU: Ka Karat Ho? LALU: Dost Ko Chitti Likhat Hu. RABDi: Par Tuhar Likhna To Aawe Nahi. LALU: Vo Sasura Bhi To Padna Naahi janat he....

Tum chandar mukhi main sooraj mukhi..Main tum say dukhi tum mujh say dukhi..Tum chut per jao aur chalang lagao...Phir main bhe sukhi aur tum bhe sukhi..!

Sindhi: Bhagwan tu mujhe 100 Rs dega toh 50 Rs tumhe chadhaunga. Thodi door par usko 50 Rs milte hai. Sindhi: Prabhu itna bhi bharosa nahi, PEHLE HI KAAT LIYA

gum vo cheez hai,gum vo cheez hai,gum vo cheez hai ,jo kagaz chepkane ke kam aate hai.

Message na karke dil tod diya mera,Ab mobile dafna dena,Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,Koi pooche ki rog kya tha To nazare jhuka ke apni Kanjoosi bata dena....

BOY: Wud u mind dancing with me? GIRL: Sorry, main bache ke saath nahi nachti. BOY: Oh sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki aap PREGNANT hai ok u enjoy.......

Ek shrabi roz SHIV mandir pe sir tekta tha.Ek din Pujari ne SHIV murti ki jagah GANESH murti rakhi.Shrabi aya,dekha bola Chotu,papa se bolna main aya tha..

Wife:Apko pata hai mr.R apni patni ko kiss karke hi office jate hai,lekin apne kabhi ki. Husband:Chahta to mein bhi hu,lekin mr.R ki biwi nahi manegi.

Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.Wife Opens d Door.Sharabi asks Who r u? W:How dare u 4gt Ur Wife? He ans:Nasha har Gamko bhula deta hai

Wife: "Sardarji aaj kuch aisa karo ki mere paseene nikal jaaye."Sardar gets up and switches off the fan..

Teacher: what is ur caste? Student: pehle to assi rajput si, fir pandit ho gaye, hun haige sardarji.. ab agge mummy di MARZI !!

Ek dulha ne shaadi ke time apni saas se poocha: ''aapke city me famous kya hai? enjoyement ke liye?'' saas: '' bus usi se tumhari shaadi ho rahi hai ...!''

Patni: Suno ji, Aapko Mujme Sabse Jayada kaya Acha Lagta hai, Meri Beauty ya Meri Akalmandi? Pati: Muje to yeh teri Majak karne ki Aadat Sabse achhi lagti hai

Ek aadmi cycle se jaa raha tha. Raaste me usne ekd ladki ko cycle maar di. Ladki : Ghanti nahi maari jaati kya Aadmi : Puri cycle maar di, ab kya ghanti alag se maaru.

Boy chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hain..! girl tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge..?! boy bilkul nahi! girl to fir rehne do....!

Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife Kaisa lag raha hai ji. Husband Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hai......

SHADI KARNE KE LIYE SARDAAR NE SABSE CHOTI LADKI CHUNI... KARAN PATA KARNE GAYE TO PATA CHALA SARDAR JI NE KAHA KI MUSIBAT JITNI CHOTTI HO UTNA ACCHA.

Ek Chota baby Apni Pregnent Mummy Se Puchta Hai Isme Kya Hai,MUMMY:Isme Pyara Baby Hai, BABY:Itna Pyara Thaa Toh KHAA Kyo Gayi…