Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 83

Ek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai.
Old man ladke ko ek rupee dekar bola - "beta andhon ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai."

Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola: aaj se thum hi mere kavitha ho, kalpana ho, bhavana ho!
PAtni: mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, ramesh ho, suresh ho

Ek sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di,
Dost, yaar jo hona tha so ho gaya,
par tu abhi tak itna gabraya hua kyoun hai?
sardar, yaar truck ke pichhe likha tha
"PHIR MILENGE'.

Lo meri girl frnd ka photo dekho..






Thoda aur aage

















Nahi dikhi?
Kamine, BHABHI ki nazar se dekhta to zarur Dikhti!....

EK MAARWARI BUILDING KI 10VI MANZIL SE NICHHE GIR GAYA,
GIRTE GIRTE USNE APNI BIWI KO KHANA BANANTE HUE DEKH LIA,
VO GIRTE GIRTE BOLA,
"BAAGWAN MERA KHANA MAT BANANA"

AGAR PEPSODENT WALE CONDOM BANANA SHURU KAR DE TO KYA HOGA?







RAAT BHAR DISHUM DISHUM.

LAGA CHUNARI ME DAAG CHHIPAUN KAISE
LAGA CHUNRI ME DAAG CHHIPAUN KAISE







ARRE CHHIPATI KYOUN HAI, SURF EXCEL HAI NA.

JEWELLARY SHPO ME 1 AADMI KI JAM KAR PITAI HUI

KARAN

VO SALES GIRL KO BOLA

AAP KI EK EK ITEM GAZAB KI HAI
AAP KE SONE KE RATE KYA HAI.

Boss to scertry, book my ticket to london,
aur suno mera naam DK, BHOSE likhwana
varne waha BHOSE.DK announce hota hai.

Santa completed his MBBS & did his first operation.
Soon after finishing,the patient died.
He prayed: Vaheguru mera pehla gift swikar karo!

Sardar roz apni X-Girlfriend k ghar k aage potty kar aata tha.
X-Girlfriend- Tum aisa kyun karte ho?
Sardar- Tumhe ye batane k liye ki tumhare pyar k bina mai BHOOKA nahi mar raha hoon....

Santa- Tu office me toh bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai?
Banta- Hota to sher hi hoon par DURGA sawar ho jaati hai....

A boy and a girl play ludo. Boy agar 1,2,3,4,5 aya to i will kiss u.
Girl- what? Accha ..Agar 6 aya to.
Boy- Kabhi ludo nahi khela kya, 6 aiya to phir se meri bari....

Munna bhai-abe circuit,1baat bata,agr bina daant ka kutta kisi ko kate to kya karte hai? (Circuit bahut sochne k baad) Simple hai bhai,bina sui k 14 injection lagva do!! :)

Ek pagal gusse me: oye mai is duniya ko mita dunga… mita dunga… mita dunga… Dusra pagal: he he he! mai tujhe rubber hi nai dunga

Father 2 Son: Pados ki ladki ko dekh wo exam men 1st ayi hai. Son: Usi ko dekhta tha, tabhi to fail hogaya

Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA But girraffe was not eating. Why? Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to.
Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara dega

kal main ne hawksbay per dekkha, 4 addmi ne eik saat sumander main chalang lagaye magar sirf eik ke baal gheley howe
ye kase mumkin hain?
baqi 3 ganje they

Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai

Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pathi se puchi, main kaisi lag rahi hoon? hus:Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho.

PUNJAB POLICE ka koi jawab nahi, kal 1 BIHARI talab me naha raha tha to ek POLICEwala kehta :- chal oye bahar aa k kapde pahen, teri talashi leni hai...

Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.

Ques...Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa hoga.?
Ans...Jis din rakhi ---*---
aur friendship day ---!!---
ek saath padega

boy- lagta hai hum dono ek sath nhi rah sakte
girl- kya mere papa se mile the
boy- nhi mai tumhari choti bhen se mila tha.

boy & girl of 5th class asking there teacher: kia bachoon ke bachey hotey hein? teacher replied: nhi. boy to girl: dekha tum aisey hi dar rehi thi.

There is only one boy who is allowed to touch every part of a girl body and reliable guess who is that boy?..... Thats LIFEBOY yaar.

Life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi azadi aur kaha! After marriage is HUTCH- whenever go network follows u. but after 5 years life is notreachable.

Father and Son were in conversation on the beach :
Son:Praaji , Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ?
Father: Tumhe nahe pata ?
Son: Nahe pata.
Father: Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .

Why r Doctor''s prescriptions imposible 2 read?Bcoz they hve an exclusive msg only 4 d chemist-''Maine patient ko loot liya,ab teri baari hai''. Cheer up.Smile.