Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 88

Munnabhai: Are Ek bakara Talaab me Gir gaya hai aab wo sala kaise bahar aayegaa ?????



Sirkit: Bhai Geela Hoker, Tension nahi Lene kaa ...!!!!!!

1admi ne bhgwan se puchha
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GOD-100 saal mere liye 1 sec. K brabr hai.
Man-1 CRORE RS
God-1 coin
Man-1coin muje dedo
GOD-1sec ruk ja'

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AB SABSE DOSTI HO CHUKI HAI

“ Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain?
Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY?

Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai na. ”

Ek Bihari ko Raaste me
cycle ka paidal mila
aur use uthakar Ghar le aya.
Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola
ye sambhal ke rakhde,
isme cycle dalwa lenge.

Boys attitude!
A boy wen proposes a girl

If she says YES,then
Pata ni kenia nu haan kiti honi

If she says NO,then
Bandri apne ap nu Ashwarya Rai samjdi ae....

YEH AISA MSG HE JISE BEWAQOOF PERHTE HEIN. NALAIK DOSRON KO FARWARD KERTE HEIN, GADHE DELETE KERTE HEIN AUR PAGAL SAVE KERLETE HEIN AAP KIA KERNE WALE HEIN

An old rich man marry a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha Girl ek inki in come, doosre inke din kam.

Raabert: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si teen chiz sabse jahyahda pasand hein boss?

Ajeet: Ek Mona, Doosra Sona, aur Tisra, Mona ke saath Sona

WIFE- chalo na car mein kahin ghumne chalte hai.or car mein drive karungi. Husband- Agar tum chalaogi to jayenge car mein or ayenge akhbar mein..

kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............?

LOVE n SALA r going to a village n in b/w cumz a well, love falls in da well WHY? cuz love is blind. now sala also jumps in cuz LOVE keliye SALA kuch b karega ga.

Sharmaji ki zen ke piche likha tha, 'Sawan ko aane do.' Pechese truck ne thok diya. Uspar likha tha, 'Aaya sawan jhum ke.'

Robert: Boss Mona was found leaking information to police, what should we do with her?

Ajit: is ko sui lagake side me phekdo!

Robert : per kyo boss?

Ajit: sub sochenge ke Mona ne suiside karliya.

Patni: Suno ji, Aapko Mujme Sabse Jayada kaya Acha Lagta hai, Meri Beauty ya Meri Akalmandi? Pati: Muje to yeh teri Majak karne ki Aadat Sabse achhi lagti hai..

Medical student ne apni classmate ko
khun se likha letter dekar kaha,
"Muje iska ans jarur dena"
Ladki Ne jawab diya,
Tumara blodgrup B- Hai

FATHER TO HIS DAUTHER"S LOVER-Main nahi chahta ke meri beti GADHE ke saath puri zidagi bitaaye. LOVER-Isiliye to me usey yaha se le jaa raha hoo."

Thappad marne pr naraj patni ko pati bola admi use marta he jise pyr karta he patni ne pati ko 2mare or boli aap kya samjte hd k mai apse pyar nhi karti.

PATI:phon mere liye ho to kehna me ghar pe nahi. biwi phon utha k boli who ghar pe hai, PATI:mene mana kiya fir bhi. BIWI:ji wo mere liye tha

Judge:tune chori karte waqt biwi bacho ke bare me kyon nahi socha? Chor:my lord! Socha tha par dukan me sirf men's wear hi the.

Chinto gets 0 marks in exams.
Father asks him wat is it.

Chinto replies: Teacher ke paas STAR
khatam ho gaye to PLANET dene shuru kar diye!

Ek aadmi kabar par baitha tha.Musafir ne pucha dar nahi lagta? Aadmi:Darne ki kya baat hai,andar garmi lag rahi thi thodi der bahar aa gaya!

Ajit: Rabert, ees kotte ko kala paint laga do!
Rabert: magar, kyoon ?, boss.
Ajit: aarey bevakoof, main eese blackmail karna chatha koon!

Agar Duniya mey kuch kar dikhaana hain
toh sunn meri baat..
Haathi ke upar ulta khada
hokar Photo Khichva,
Ab photo ko ulta karke
duniya ko dikha...

Scene : Ajit ordering Robert to kill an enemy.

Raaaaaaaabert, ise Social Security pe daal do.
Society ise jeene nahi degi, aur Security marne nahi degi.

Robert : Boss, mission par kaise jaoon, mujhe Headek ho raha hai.

Ajit : Abe, head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padega.

mickey mouse(to ajit)-boss mein ramayan seekhna chatha hoon, mujhe sikha do na...?
Ajit(to robert)-robert jaao ise deewar pe taang do

robert-per kyon boss?
ajit- deewar pe taangne se is ka naam WALLMICKEY ho jaeyga aur woh khud he ramayan seekh jayaga.

when i call u:
1 ring meanz i'm Thinking of U,

2 ring meanz i Like U,

3 ring meanz i Miss U,

4 ring meanz i need U,

5 ring meanz ZALEEL INSAAN FONE UTHA

Wife:Apko pata hai mr.R apni patni ko kiss karke hi office jate hai,lekin apne kabhi ki. Husband:Chahta to mein bhi hu,lekin mr.R ki biwi nahi manegi.

Ladki ptane kliye chupkese uske piche ja kr use drao agr vo hasi to samjho pat gai N agr gussa hui to jor-jor se chilao didi dar gai-didi dar gai...!!!Try this.