Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 89

Dil mein halka sa shor ho raha hai
Bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai
Kahi aisa to nahi ke
Ek pyaara dost
Bina Good Night kare hi
So raha hai?

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

ek chooha ek shayr[lion]ki shaadi me dance kr rha tha,lion k ek relative ne choohay se poocha tum lion ki shaadi may kayse ayye ho tum to ek choohay ho,to choohay ne kha k lion mayra bhai he is liyey may aya hoon ,lion k relative ne kha k tum choohay lion k bhai k se ho skte ho?to pta hay choohay ne kia kha... choohe ne kha k shaadi se phle may bhi lion hee thaa...

Koun si devi ka kounsa prasad
India mein famous hai....

Rabridevi ka laloo prasad

Suno gaur se pepsi waalon..
Buri nazar na coke pe daalo..
chahe jitna mountain dew pila lo..
sabse aage hoga neembu paani.. neembu paani..

Fees maafi layi arji
To,
The principal
High school
Ludhiana

Sir,
Gal eh hai k mere bapu ne mainu fees layi 500 rs. dita c,100 tan pooja te shilpa ne noodles te cold drink te lwa dite, 150 de capsool le lye.
baki 250 English wali madam kr k shart haar geya, mitran ne shart lagai c ke ohda sirf math wale sir naal tanka a, par saali da kayiean naal chakkar hai, is karke yaar hun paise kharach ho gaye, is karke fees maaf kiti jave. THNX.

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.

Thought of the day:
Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi katthi hai

Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!

Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!
Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum,
Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa!

An Elephant meets an Ant

Ant : Haathi tumhari umar kitni hai?
Elephant: Paanch Saal

Ant : Paanch Saal aur itnay bade
Elephant: I AM A COMPLAN BOY !!

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai?
Sadhu: Nahin
TT: Chalo
Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein

Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to.
Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara dega.

A Boy got a job in a Girls Hostel . After a month , Warden asked: why didn''t u came to take ur Salary ?
Boy said: Kya ??? Salary bhi milegi!

Lets play a game....

Its very interesting.

Ready?




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Kya start?
NALAYAK! Kam karlo! Har waqt Khelne ki padi rahti hai.

4 Roses, Just 4U coz U r a Special Person..
1st Rose-4 Frndshp
2nd- 4 Wealth
3rd - 4 Happiness &
d LAST Kaan ke upar laga lena.. mast lagega

Shrabi phoned wife:Main ghar ni aa sakda! car da stering,gear, deshbord chori ho gya
Aftr smtime he phoned again Main aa riha ha,pehla pichli seat te beh gya c!

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho...
Itna katil kaise sharma lete ho.. bachpan se hi kamine ho ya surat aise bana lete ho....

Hugli Hugli Dugli DUgli Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly Bussssssss

Hans mut yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh liya.....
Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA....??

Ayzazypzykyza Tyzizymzye byzazyryzbzyazyazyd kzyazyrzynzya tzyhzya kyzayzr dzyiyza.

IN WORDS MAIN SE Y AND Z DELETE KARO AUR PADHO.

Lalu:kahe ruthi ho??Tum to hamar chand ho. Rabri:humka chand na bulao. Lalu:kahe??? Rabri:sasure America wale bar-2 chand pe chad jawat hai!!

Niche na jana please. Niche ganda likha hai.






























































































Ganda

Ek Chota baby Apni Pregnent Mummy Se Puchta Hai Isme Kya Hai, MUMMY:Isme Pyara Baby Hai, BABY:Itna Pyara Thaa Toh KHAA Kyo Gayi... :-)

Agar do pipal ke ped ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge

Socho


Socho?Us rassi ko bolenge ''NOKIA''-connecting pipal !

Train me 1 machhar 1 chinese ke sar pe baitha, wo usko pakad k kha gaya!

Phir 1 machar baniye pe baitha, usne pakad ke chinese se pucha:

Khareedoge?

Chinti ne Hathi ke Kaan me kya kaha ki  Hathi mar gaya?
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Ma tumhare bachhe ki ma Banugi !!