Hindi Urdu Wishes and Status Messages - Page 2

Phool Khushbu K Liye
Pyar Nibhane K Liye
Ankhen Dil Churane K Liye
Aur Yeh Sms Apko Meri Yaad Dilane K Liye…

Sabse intelligent koun:
TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun:
TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun:
HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun:
HUM TUM

Jo Jaldi mile woh hai gum
Jo jaldi mile woh hai gum,
Jo der se mile woh hai paisa,
Jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar,
Jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP.

Ap Ki Berukhi Ko Bhi Rutba Diya Hum Nay,
Dosti Ka Har Farz Ada Kia Hum Ne,
Mat Sochiye Ga Ke Hum Bhula Denge Apko,
Aaj Phir Ap Se Pehle Apko Yaad Kiya Hum Nay…

Na chahat hai sitaron ki,
Na tamana hay nazaroon ki,
Aap jaisa ek dost mila
To kya zaroorat hai hazaaron ki..

Murga SARDAR tha!!!
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order,
Sardar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langda tha.
Sardar: Dil?
Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.
Sardar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!

Har Khushi Se Khoobsoorat Teri Sham Kar Doon
Apna Pyar Aur Dosti Tere Naam Kar Doon
Mil Jaye Agar Dubara Yeh Zindagi
Har Bar May Yeh Zindagi Tere Naam Kar Doon…

Dosti achi ho to rang lati hai,
Dosti gehri ho to sabko bhati hai,
Dosti nadan ho to toot jati hay,
Per dost hamse ho to itihass ban jati hai…

Message pe message bhejte ho,
Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

Meri to behan hai!
Sardar going with his sister,
Some shouts Oye, ,
Mashooka le ker kahan nikle
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says
Oye. mashooka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai!

Khuda ne Dost ko Dost se Milaya,
Dosti ke Liye Dil ka Rasta Banaya
Per kehty hain Dosti Rahegi us ki Hamesha
Jis ne Dosti ko Dil se Nibhaya.

Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
Husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

Jis Ki Qurbat May Qarar Bohat Tha,
Jis Se Milna Dushwar Bohat Tha,
Wo Jo Hathon Ki Lakeeron May Na Tha,
Us Shakhs Se Hamain Pyar Bohat Tha.

Log Kehtay Hay Ki Haseen Mar Jatay Hain
To Sitaray Ban Jatay Hain
May Kehti Hu Jab Sitaray Gir Jatay Hain
To Tum Jaisay Dost Ban Jatay Hain…

Aap ek brilliant, beautiful, genius
Aapek brilliant, beautiful, genius,
Smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent,
Respectful, kind, ideal ladki ka sms padh rahe ho.

Kash Khushion Ki Dukan Hoti,
Hum Ko Uski Pehchan Hoti,
Khareed Letay Sari Khushian Aap K Liye,
Chahay Uski Qeemat Hamari Jaan Hoti…

5 great people:
5 great people:
1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram woh kisi kaam ka nahi,
3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahar.
Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch.

Khush to bohat hoge tum,
Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,
Magar aab kya karoge...?
Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha

Har rishta mila virasat me,phir dosti kyu alag se banai hai..
Kyunki baaki rishte banaye khuda ne,
Aur dosti khud khuda ki parchai hai…
Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hoton pe tumahari.
Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,
Sham ko pi subah utar gayi.

Umeed aise ho jo jeene ko majboor kare,
Raah aisi ho jo chalne ko majboor kare.
Mahak kam na ho kabhi apni dosti ki,
Dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majboor kare..