Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 2

Santa ne Banta se kaha,
”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”

Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do
aur last mein
likh dena, paas karke dikha.

Wo Shaks Ek Chhoti Si Baat Par Yun Ruth Kar Chal Diya,
Jaise Use Sadiyo Se Kisi Bahane Ki Talash Thi!!!

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, Vaise hua kya tha? Santa: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwaan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

Sardar to Pandit: Aapke sir pe Choti kyun Hai?
Pandit: Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate Hai
Sardar: Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga Hai Fir Bhi kuch nhi ata.

Jo hasaye hume wo dost,
Jo rulaye hume wo pyaar,
Jo jhuke wo dost hai,
Jo jhukaye wo pyaar hai,
Jo manaye hume wo dost,
Jo sataye hume wo pyaar,
Phir bhi dosti chod ke log kyu karte hai pyaar.

Bhagwan apke sare Gam ret par likh de
Taaki wo hawa se hi mit jaye.
Aur khusiyan patthar par likhe,
Taki hawa to kya usse barish bhi na mita paye.

Saasno se pyari , yaade hai tumari…
Dhadkan se pyari , baatein hai tumari…
Tumhe yakin na ho…
Is Zindagi se pyari, Dosti hai tumari

Door hai apse to kuch gam nahi
Door rehke bhulne wale hum nai
Roz mulaqat na ho to kya hua
apki yaad apke mulaqat se kam nahi

Aaj mene khuda se ek dua mangi,
aur dua me mene apni maut mangi,
pheer khuda ne mujhse kaha,
dene ko to maut me tumhe abhi dedu lekin usko kya jawaab du jisne teri lambi umar mangi.

Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya.
Cashier: Tumhare Note nakli hai.
Santa: Tujhe kya farak padata hai?
Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!

Andhere Main Rasta Banana Mushkil Hota Hai
Tufan Main Dipak Jalana Mushkil Hota Hai
Dosti Kisi Se Bhi Karna Mushkil Nahi
Magar Ise Nibhana Bada Mushkil Hota Hai…

Muskan tere hoto pe,
Toh khushi mere dil mein hoti hai.
Agar dard tere dil ko ho to, Aankhein mere roti hai.
Tu mehasus karke dekh
Dosti aisi hi hoti hai.

Zindgi ka pehla pyar kaun bhulta hai
Ye pehli bar hota hai jab koi kisi ko
Khud se badhkar chahta hai,
Uski pasand uski khwahish me khud ko bhul jata hai,
Hota hai itna khubsurt pehla pyar to na jane
Kyu aksar adhura reh jata hai…

Achcha dost zindgi ko jannat bnata hai.

Islye Meri qadar kia karo
Warna fir kehte firoge.!!

Bahti hawa sa tha wo
Yar hmara tha wo
Kaha gaya use dhundo.

Dharti Pe Ishwar Ki Talash Hai,
Malik Tera Banda Kitna Nirash Hai,

Kyu Dhundta Hai Insan Ishwar
Ko,

Jabki Ishwar Ke Dusre Rup Me

'MAA BAAP' Uske pass Hain.

Pataa hai sabse pyaara Rishta kiska hota hai?
DO ANKHON kaa,
Jo ek Saath jhapakti hain,
Ghumti hain, Dekhti hain,Roti hain,
lekin fir bhi wo dono ek dusre ko dekh nahi sakti.

Keval Wo Hi Sapney Sach Nahi Hote Jo
Sote Waqt Dekhe Jaate Hai,
Sapney Wo Hi Sach Hote Hai Jin K Liye
Aap Sona Chhod Dete Hai!

Khushiya Jama Karte KarteUmar Gujar Gayi,
Par Khush Na Ho Sake.
Ek Din Ehsas Hua
Khush to Wo Log Hain.
Jo Khushiya doosro ko dete hai.

Ye yaad hai apki ya yadon mein ap ho?
Ye kwab hai apke ya kwabon mein ap ho?
Hum nahi jante bas itna bata do
Hum jaan hai apki ya jaan hamari ap ho.

Ishq sabhi ko jena sikha deta hai…
wafa ke naam par marna sikha deta hai…
ishq nahi kiya to karke dekho…
zalim har dard sehna sikha deta hai…!

Kuch Badli Hui Taqdeer Nazar Aati Hai;
Dur Tak Yadon Ki Zanjeer Nazar Aati Hai;
Mai Padhu Tho Kya Padhu Dost;
Har Panhe Par Teri Tasveer Nazar Aathi Hai.

Hotho pe PYAR ka Taraana rakhna
Dil me PYAR ka Fasaana rakhna
Hum Dil-O-Jaan se Chahte he Tumko
Bus hume apne Dil me Basa ke rakhna!

Yeh Duniyaek1 chota sa khwab hai.
Jiyo apni jindagi aise,
jaise ji raha gulab hai.
Reh kar sath aap kaanto ke bhi,
muskurao hamesha jaise muskurata gulab hai…

Darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaye
Darte hai khwab se kahin toot na jaye
Lekin sabse ziyada darte hai aapse
kahin aap hume bhool na jaye…

Dosti aur pyar nadi kinare ghumne gaye,
Pyar nadi me gir gaya kyon ki
Pyar andha hota hai.
Uske pichhe dosti bhi gir gayi,
Kyon ki dosti kisi ka sath nahi chhodti.

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
man mein har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai…

Ek wada kiya tha Ek wada nibhane ke liye
Ek dil diya tha Ek dil pane ke liye
Usne Mohbbat sikhadi aur kaha
Maine to pyaar kiya tha tumhe aazmane ke liye…

Chaho to dil se humko mita dena,
chaho to humko bhula dena,
par yeh wada karo ki aaye jo kabhi yaad humari,
Rona mat sirf muskura dena…

Ager dost na milte
to kabhi yakeen nhai hota ki…
Ajanabi log bhi apno se zyada pyare ho sakte hain.

Tumhe humhari yaad kabhi to aati hogi
dil ki dhadkan bhi shayd bhar jati hogi
kitna chaha tha humne, ki saath saath rahe
yeh soch kar tumhari bhi aankh bhar aati hogi