Insult Wishes and Status Messages - Page 11

Why don''t you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?

im really good at algerbra but am having trouble getting your digit

I know what sign you were born under...''RED LIGHT DISTRICT''

Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...
SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...
Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...
yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??

You''re about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.

I see you''ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

People like him don''t just grow on trees - they swing from them

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not...

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry

Wen I look at the sun I c u!wen I look at the moon I c u!wen I look at the sea I c u... well get out of my way!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life...

Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha!

Well, you''re living proof that even a turd can be polished.

Haven''t I seen your face before - on a police poster?

This isn''t an office. It''s Hell with fluorescent lighting

No visits...
no calls..
no sms''s...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I''m worried...
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?

Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...

I''ve been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u plz cum down the police station and show them it''s a mistake?

Look who''s talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.

This sms can only be read by someone SEXY
try again
again
maybe you are
just not sexy?
one more time
hey don''t force it ugly!!!

I saw U on the road that day U Were Looking so fine Ur Face So Divine Ur Walk So Perfect My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????. WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

He''s so full of shit, his eyes are brown.

You started at the bottom...and it''s been downhill ever since!

Don''t piss me off! I''m running out of places to hide the bodies.

Gravity doesn''t exist. Earth sucks.

We have strange and wonderful relationship. You''re strange and I''m wonderful.

Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading this text