Insult Wishes and Status Messages - Page 16

Do you know what''d look good on you? Me.

You''re like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can''t stop you!

Is it hot in here or is it you?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you''re the only ten I see!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I''d put U and I together.

How about you sit on my lap and we''ll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?

I hope you know CPR, ''cause you take my breath away.

There''s a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it!

My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

I''m not Fred Flintstone but i can make your bedrock!

Get your coat love, you''ve pulled.

Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That''s where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.

I didn''t believe in angels until I meet you!

Girl, how long have you been in the oven, cause I know I felt something rising.

You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

Here''s 10p ring home and tell your mum that you wont be coming home tonight!

Hi, my name''s Richard, will you be my Pretty Woman?

I''m new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?

Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there

Your daddy must have been a hunter because you''re a fox!

If its cash your after drop your drawers and the moneys yours

Do you want to go and do what I''m going to tell my mates we did anyway?

Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard.

I looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed

Can you fix watches? Then put 2 hands on that!

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

I''m like Domino''s Pizza, if you don''t come in 30 minutes the next one is free...