Your face looks like you''ve been using it as a doorstop
You''re about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.
Haven''t I seen your face before - on a police poster?
You''re about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.
Look who''s talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
May the horses break their harnesses trying to pull my dick out of your mother!
Brains aren''t everything. In fact in your case they''re nothing
Are you typing with your forehead, again?
Don''t let you mind wander - it''s far too small to be let out on its own
He who laughs last has no sense of humor.
He doesn''t know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn''t know the meaning of most words
Cigarette, A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
I don''t know what makes you so dumb but it really works
If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a perfect doormat
Do I look like a damn people person?
If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in
This isn''t an office. It''s Hell with fluorescent lighting
Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don''t you make sure the pool has water in next time.
Your face is such a mess, why don''t you get your dog something different to chew on ?
Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut
Yes, you''re right. Let''s go and pull some girls.
Your face doesn''t look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going
Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails
I see you''ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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