Man: So, what do you do for a living?Woman: I'm a Female Impersonator.
Man: Hey there, haven't I seen you some place before? Woman: Yes, and that's why I don't go there anymore.
Hey, I may be fat, but you will always be ugly, and I can diet.
Man: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down.
Man: Do you want to dance?Woman: NOMan: Sorry, I think you misheard me...I said, You Look fat in those pants.
Little Sister: Your Ugly.You: And your quite good looking...for a Gorilla, that is...
Do you notice how I've kept my youthful complexion?Yeah, so I see...all spotty
Man: Your place or mine?Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I'm going to mine.
Man: So, what's your sign?Woman: No Entry
Man: I know how to please a Woman.Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Friend: I've just come back from the BeauticiansYou: Pity it was closed...
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!Woman: Go to hell
Friend: I've changed my mind...You: Excellent, so does the new one work better?
Boss: Employees like that don't grow on trees you know...You: How true Sir, they normally swing underneath them...
Brother: Why do you smell funny?You: It's called Soap - don't think you've ever smelt it before...
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
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