Insult Wishes and Status Messages - Page 6

Ajib hai nakhre tere, ajib hai tera style.
Naak pochhne ki tameez nahin, aur haath mein hai mobile!

Sharaab bani to maikane bane.
Husn bana to deewane bane.
Kucch to hai aap mein,
Yun hi nahin paagal khane bane!

U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....

Hello,
U R So,
art!
S art!
m
s art!
m
s art!
s artm!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
SORRY,
this doesn''t fit u...

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

No visits...
no calls..

no sms's...

no letters...

no missed calls..

I'm worried...

kya hua zoo waalon ne
dobara pakad liya kya?

Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya

Kaisa hai tu..!!

Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.

Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?

Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing

Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works

Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...

SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...

Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...

yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!

main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz
"MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I''m
J - JOKING

Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule...
Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???

Hum chahain aap ko
Aap chahain kisi aur ko
Aap jise chahain khudha karay
Woh chahain kisi aur ko

he animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn''t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

Look who''s talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.

Brother: Why do you smell funny?
You: It''s called Soap - don''t think you''ve ever smelt it before...

R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now.

Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

Disturbing you...
new software has been introduced. Any 2 persons having it in their mobiles can send free SMS 2 each other.
To install it in ur mobile follow instructions otherwise ur mobile may be damaged. Press Down
Press Up
Wrong key pressed,Ur Mobile damaged

Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there .

Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

Kamaal tere nakhrey,
kamaal tera style hai,
Muh dhoney ki tameez nahin
Aur haath mey mobile hai?