Insult Wishes and Status Messages - Page 10

I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

I''ve seen more life in a down and out''s vest.

Sure, I''ve seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...

Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo

Brains aren''t everything. In fact in your case they''re nothing

Shouldn''t you have a license for being that ugly?

Hi there, I''m a human being! What are you?

I know what sign you were born under...''RED LIGHT DISTRICT''

I''d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can''t count that high.

Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don''t you make sure the pool has water in next time.

Your face looks like you''ve been using it as a doorstop

Cigarette, A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn''t have given you worse advice...

You started at the bottom...and it''s been downhill ever since!

Why don''t you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

Save your breath...You''ll need it to blow up your date.

You''re red shirt goes well with your eyes...

Don''t let you mind wander - it''s far too small to be let out on its own

Why don''t you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

Are you typing with your forehead, again?

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!

He doesn''t know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn''t know the meaning of most words

Sure, I''d love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?

Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!

Well, you''re living proof that even a turd can be polished.

You''re about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder

I don''t know what makes you so dumb but it really works

You''ve got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.