Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 24

Wife:Agar mein koh gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Mein akhbar mein ad don ga
JAHAN RAHO KHUSH RAHO.

Aaju-Tere Papa Tailor Hai Or
Teri Shirt Fati Hai,

Muju-Sharm Ki Baat To Ye He Ki
Tere Papa Dentist He Or Tera Bhai Bina DANT Ke Paida Hua

Onelinerz:

+ When I Met My Wife

I Knew She Was 'Miss Right.!'


I Didnt Know That Her

First Name Was







'Always' :)

Gabbar-Ye Hath Muje Dede Thakur
Thakur-Nai
In Hatho Se Me Dosto Ko Msgs Krta Hu
YeJo Is Waqt Msg Padh Raha H Is Ke hath Lele
Ye kabhi Msg Nai Krta

What Is The Next Thing

A Man Should Do After

Winning An

Argument With His Wife ?
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Apologise !!!;)

Pati:Jaan roz roz mai tumhari aankhon mai anshu nahi dekh sakta.
Patni:Thiq hai,
kal se aaphi piyaz katt k doge.

Bhanja:Mujhe 200/Rs. Do,
Mama:Tujhe Rupaye Ki Nahi AQal Ki Zarurat Hai,
Bhanja:Ab mai Apse Wahi Cheez to Mangunga Jo Apke Paas Hai.

Mama ne nayi swift Car Li,
swift Car K Peche Likhwaya

"SAAWAN KO AANE DO"
Peche se truck Ne Thok Diya,

Truck Par Likha tha
"AAYA SAAWAN JHOOM KE"

Santa: Tarbooj kaise diye
Fruitwala: 20 per Kg
Santa: Mahnge hai
Fruitwala: Lekin guarantee se mithe hai
Santa: 1 Tarnook kharid kar bolta hai ab iska guarantee card de do

Patni:Humare naukar ne chandi ka chamcha churaya
Pati:Kaunsa?
Patni:Jo humne parso hotel se churaya tha

Santa: yar tu kisi k ghar afsos k liye gaya tha, itni jaldi kaise agaya?

banta: abe yaar 1 ghante baitha raha,
majaal hai jo kisi ne hans k baat ki ho.

santa class me gadha lekar aaya,
teacher kyu lekar aaye ho,
sir aapne hi kaha tha ki aap gadhe ko bhi inssan bana dete hai...

santa goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu:Bring this.
Waiter:OH! You cant get it because he is the owner of restaurant.

Pathan Marte Wqt Doctor Se:

Doctor Sahb Hm Apna Dimagh Donate Krna Chahta Hai.

Doctor:
Aap Aaram Se Mar Jaein Agr Hoga To Hm Nikaal Lein Ge :-)

Judge said to Santa: Tum per cycle chori ka ilzaam sabit nahin hua lihaza tum ko baaizat barri kiya jata hai.
Santa: To kya main cycle rakh loon?

Mareez Nurse Se: Paani Pilao.

Nurse: Kya Pyaas Lagi Hai..?

Mareez Ghussay Se:

Nahi, Gala Check Karna Hai

Leak To Nahi...

santa ko apna gadhha bechna tha

unho ne apne ek dost ko letter likha

?agar tmhen kabhi kisi gadhhay ki zroorut ho toh
mujhay yaad ker lena !?

Teacher To Pathan: AGARBATTI Ka Jumla Banao.

Pathan: AGAR BATTI Chali Jaye To Andhera Ho Jata Hai...

Tchr: story sunao with moral.
Santa: 1din hm un k gar gye to wo soye huye the,1 din wo hmare ghar aye to hum soye huye the.
Moral: Jaisi karni, waisi bharni.

Man to a Friend:I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn't speak to me for a month

Friend:Why?Thats very Foolish of Her

Man:Well that was THE DEAL.

Banta: tujhe apna laptop bada karwana hai..?

Santa: Haan yaar..

Banta: to fir Isme se
window nikalwa ke darvaja fit karva le..

Ek rat husband ny wife se pani manga or so gaya

Bivi sari raat khari rahi subha hoi

Husband: tum sari raat yaha khari rahi bolo kya chahye

Wife: Gussy se Talaq ;-)

Toffee Chabayi Nhi Jati To Chocolate Kha Liya Kro,


Wah Wah

Wah Wah



Ladki Patayi Nhi Jati To Behan Bana Liya Kro..(>_<)
smjha idiot..

Man Was Complaining 2 A Frnd
I'd It All
Money, A Beautiful House, A Big Car, D Luv Of A Prety Gal Thn Its
All Gone

Frnd: Wht Hapend?

Man: My Wife Found Out :)

Santa became the driver of train,the very 1st train driven by him was 8 hours late bcoz?
He stopped at every phatak n askd
?jalandher nu ehi line jandi a??

Husband:Hypnotise karna kya hota hy?
Wife:Kisi ko apnay control me kar k apni marzi k kaam karwaana

Husband:Chal jhoTi,usay to Shadi kehte haiN.

santa Ne Khubsurat Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha

santa: Aap Kahan Rehti Hain

Ladki: M G Road

santa: Itni Khubsurat Hokar Road Par Rehti Hein

Wife: ap apnay best freind ki BV k janazay pay nahi gay.

Husband:kis moo say jaon.
wo mujay 3rd BV K janazay pay bula raha hai
Aur
Mein ne1 dafa b nahi bulaya

Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?

Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I'll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;

preeto: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d.

next day santa HARBHAJAN SINGH ko le aaye.