Style of break-up:
Aboy bought Present for his GF.
GF(after opening):Wat d hell will i do wid dis Diwali rocket?
Boy:U wanted space na?
Now sit on it n GET LOST..!!
Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles. girl: well that is because we aren't married yet
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..!Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.
A girl wearing very short skirt.A boy asks he Won't yr mom tell anythng abt yr dress?Girl replied: My mom will b very angry..bcoz I'm wearing her dress.
Girl:-If we get married stop smoking... Boy:-Ok! Girl:-Drinking too.. Boy:-Ok!! Girl:-And going to the night club too... Boy:-Yes... Girl:-What else can you leave? Boy:-The idea of marrying you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing one is green and one is blue with red spots ! PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.