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11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By ad # 1042

Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By debo # 1474

Style of break-up:
Aboy bought Present for his GF.
GF(after opening):Wat d hell will i do wid dis Diwali rocket?
Boy:U wanted space na?
Now sit on it n GET LOST..!!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By ad # 1042

Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
Husband: Why??
Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By mannu # 7426

Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree and Santa Singh was singing a song.

After 4 songs Santa Singh hung himself upside downand started singing again.

Banta Singh : Santa Singh what is the matter with you? Why are you hanging upside down?

Santa Singh : I am singing the B side.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhi # 4515

A man conducting marketing survey asked a lady
Man: which book has helped you the most in your life?
Lady: My husband's cheque book

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By puja # 202

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By puja # 202

Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By puja # 202

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law"

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kp # 769

Q: If a devil catches ur wifr, wat wud u do?
A: U can do nothin. If devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Mithun Saha # 179

Jeeto:Stop looking at girls,ur married now
Santa:U mean if I am on diet,I can't look at d menu also!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kp # 769

Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles. girl: well that is because we aren't married yet

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sanju # 235

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By giri # 634

Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions.. TeacheIf 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ?Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!..

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By bujji # 2473

Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said, "Clean Toilets 8 Kms."
By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By giri # 634

Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..!Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By techtiger # 2153

Two frinds,who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street.
1st: Who are u working 4 now?
2nd: Same people, My wife & 4 children.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By giri # 634

A girl wearing very short skirt.A boy asks he Won't yr mom tell anythng abt yr dress?Girl replied: My mom will b very angry..bcoz I'm wearing her dress.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By riyaz # 1477

Girl:-If we get married stop smoking...
Boy:-Ok!
Girl:-Drinking too..
Boy:-Ok!!
Girl:-And going to the night club too...
Boy:-Yes...
Girl:-What else can you leave?
Boy:-The idea of marrying you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By giri # 634

SANTA- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman Friend- Didn't U follow them?SANTA- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By rajeev # 4127

santa:why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?banta:i give up. santa:stupid,because he wanted to hear cool music.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By giri # 634

Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Raj # 1558

Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By giri # 634

Lady sitting on a park bench.Beggar:Hi darling.!shall v have some fun ?lady angrily:How dare U ?Beggar:Then What r U doin on my bed ?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Raj # 1558

A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him:
dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.

He replied:
“So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom”

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By giri # 634

Two beggars met. Two software engineers met. Both asked the same question to each other. Guess What 'So? Which platform are u working on?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ank # 968

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By giri # 634

Teacher How come you do not comb your hair? Boy: No comb, Sir. Teacher Use your dad's then. Boy: No hair, Sir.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sangeeta # 138

Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sangeeta # 138

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing one is green and one
is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at
home.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By mast boy # 2194

father to teacher: why is my child poor in history like me??? teacher: beacuse HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF.

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