Baby Mosquito
came back after its
1st time flying.
His dad asked him,
“How do you Feel.?”
He replied, “It was Wonderful, Everyone
was Clapping For Me.!”
Patient : “What are the chances of my recovering doctor?”
Doctor : “One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated. The others all died”.
according to chineese news agency shinhwa,in december 1987,the residents of chigtao witnessed a rare sight at a tourist spot near laoshan mountain.they saw two suns rising on the horizon.both were of same size and 10m apart.
Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping. Santa: Wanna try it? Banta: No way. I was born because of broken rubber and I don`t wanna die because of it!
One Drunk to Another : When I die I want you to pour a bottle of Whisky over my body.! 2nd. : Sure.! But would you mind if I filter it thru my kidneys first.?
Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time? Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will. Customer : I bet you, it won’t. Post Master : Why not? Customer : It’s addressed to Mumbai.
Doctor – Please take
3 spoonfuls of this
medicine daily at night Patient – I Can’t do that Doctor.!
Doctor – Why.?
Patient- I have Only
One Spoon at my home
Son – Dad, we will soon Become Very RICH.
Father – What makes
you say so, my Son.?
Son – Tomorrow, my Teacher will teach me
How to Convert
Paisa Into Rupees.
A bear, a lion and a pig meet.
Bear says: “if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear.”
Lion says: “if I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me.”
Pig says: “big deal…. I only have to cough, and the entire planet lives in fear