a girl and dog
GIRL:how can you deliver so many puppies with different colours at a single delivery.
DOG:It is very easy.walk on the road with naked body.Then you know every thing
Yoga teacher to a woman: Does yoga has any effect over your husband?s drinking habit? Woman: Yes, an Amazing Funny Effect! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
Three ants find an elephant asleep. One says,”We’ll kill him!” Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!” 3rd one says: “choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!”:-)
Dying husband: I have something to tell you. Wife: Don't speak, just rest. Husband: No, I must confess, I had sex with your sister and your best friend. Wife: Sshhh. I know! That's why I poisoned you!
Banta to wife: You must marry Santa after my death. Wife: But why? He is your number one enemy. Banta: This is the only way to take revenge from Santa.
One police asked to the thief, “How you theft the horse within a minute in front of so many people?”
Thief replied, “I did not take the horse, it was the horse who has taken me so fast within a second.”