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a girl and dog
GIRL:how can you deliver so many puppies with different colours at a single delivery.
DOG:It is very easy.walk on the road with naked body.Then you know every thing

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By honey # 3143

Yoga teacher to a woman: Does yoga has any effect over your husband?s drinking habit? Woman: Yes, an Amazing Funny Effect! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By milee # 1007

vodka+water=injurs kidney
rum+water=injurs liver
whisky+water=injurs heart
gin+water=injurs brain




lagta hai saala pani mein hi kuch locha hai...:-)

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By winkit mathur # 482

Banta was traveling in an auto rickshaw with his wife.The driver adjusted d mirror.
Banta shouted:U r trying to see my wife,sit back,'ll drive.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Keen # 534

BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By ASHU # 1868

Man- I got a brand new mercedes for my wife.. Santa: WOW.. That's an unbelievable EXCHANGE OFFER....!!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Fly Boy :) # 218

Doctor Chopra Psychotherapist wanted the name board to be painted in front of his clinic, but our Santa painted Psycho The Rapist...

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By AmitLoveKomal # 169

Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,”We’ll kill him!”
Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”
3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!”:-)

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By saahil28 # 2916

Bin Laden's Son Was Studing In An American School..

Teacher Ask Him- I Have 4 Apples, How Can I Share It Among 5 Children.?

His Ans- 'KILL ONE'

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By AmitLoveKomal # 169

Dying husband: I have something to tell you. Wife: Don't speak, just rest. Husband: No, I must confess, I had sex with your sister and your best friend. Wife: Sshhh. I know! That's why I poisoned you!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By vic # 1717

Teacher : santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

Santa : You told me to do it without using tables.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deep9009™ # 14

Teacher : If We Don't Give Water To Cow, Then What Happen...

Bunty : Then We Will Get Milk Powder...!!!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By raj # 2240

boy: to a girl : i want to share everything with u.
girl to a boy: so lets start with ur bank account....

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deep9009™ # 14

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.


The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By aji # 149

Prof: Define Seminar...?
Stud: Seminar is defined as a process in which 1 person spoils his sleep for 1 night in an effort to make others to sleep...!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sahil # 840

kid. mom i want baby brother
Mom- ur dad is overseas when he comes back we will talk over it.
Kid. why dont u just surprise him?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By kml # 1641

A-I’ve a Perfect Son.

B-Does he Smoke.?
A-No

B-Does he Come Home Late.?
A-No. NO.

B-Wow.! You actually have
a Perfect Son,
How Old is he.?
A- 6 Months old.!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By aatir # 8045

Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By HR # 4779

Girl: hw many times a day do u shave?
Boy: forty or fifty
girl: are u crazy
Boy: no, i m a barber

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By diya # 844

Banta to wife: You must marry Santa after my death. Wife: But why? He is your number one enemy. Banta: This is the only way to take revenge from Santa.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By shivam # 636

A girl introduces her boy friend to his father, “Dad I told you about him.”

Father asked the boy, “So,you wanna become my son-in-law?”
The boy replied, “Not really sir, but this is the only way to marry your daughter!”

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By diya # 844

Santa: I do not want to marry coz I am afraid of women. Banta: Get married soon, then u'll be afraid of only one woman & start loving all other women!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By shivam # 636

One police asked to the thief, “How you theft the horse within a minute in front of so many people?”
Thief replied, “I did not take the horse, it was the horse who has taken me so fast within a second.”

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By haz # 207

Girl:How Much You Love Me?

Boy:Like SHAJAHAN

Girl:Then When Will You Build TAJMAHAL?

Boy:Already Purchased Land; Now Waiting For Your Death.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By venzy # 1610

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyr

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By haz # 207

Man Goes To CheMist: ‘I Need To Buy Poison’

CheMist: I Can’t Sell You That.

Man Shows Wife’s Photo.

CheMist: Sorry I Didn’t Knew You Had A Prescription…

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By venzy # 1610

Q3. Harbhajan ask's Kumble to bring a Pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes directly to Shehwag.? Why ?? Why ??
Ans:- Shehwag is an opener

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sh.khan # 4910

Headmaster:I've complains about u,Jhony,from ur teachers.What have u been doing?
Jhony:Nothing,sir.
Headmaster:Exactly.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sd # 2412

Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don’t study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed

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