Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
Teacher :Sam, you talk a lot !
Sam :Its a family tradition.
Teacher :What do you mean?
Sam :Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher :What about your mother?
Sam:She is a woman..
Patient: Doctor I heard 10 percent of the total patients undergoing this surgery die.
Doctor: Don’t worry man, those 10 percent patients operated by me are already dead. Now it’s the turn of the 90 percent survivors.
They took it in diffrent places 4 test.
in UK it caught in 30 mins 50 thives,
in china it caught in 30 mins 110 thives,
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in INDIA in 15 mins d mechine was stolen...
Boy & gals playing Ludo...
Boy: Agar 1,2,3,4,5 aaya to i'll Kiss u.
Gal: Wat? Achha,aur 6 aya to?
Boy:kabhi ludo nahi khela kya?6 aya
to dubara meri bari.
cat: how old r u?
elephant:15 years.
cat:but u look big.
elephant:i am a complan boy!
cat:i'm 30.
elephant:but u look small.
cat:i'm ponds age miracle.
TEACHER ASKS STUDENTS -WHAT THEY WANT 2 BECOME IN FUTURE? 1.SONU:DOCTOR 2.LALITA:TEACHER 3.HEMANT:POLICE 4.RANI:A GUD MOM 5.ASHIS:SIR I'LL HELP RANI...........
Top 3 college rules:1. be quiet in the class coz others are sleeping.
2.Dont forget to carry books it works as pillow.
3.keep the campus clean,so be absent.
A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver... The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG..