Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 6

Father: Wat did u learn at school.?
Kid: Give and take.
Father: Good.
Kid: Yes;
I gave Ramu a punch and took his lunch.

A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever."

Madam to student: u scored zero.

Student proudly moves his hand through his hairs...

Madam: idiot! U scored zero marks, not zero DANDRUFF.

girl: I Wna Tell U Smthing,

boy:Its Not Gud 2 Talk While Eating,

(After Eating)
boy:Nw Tell Me

girl: Thr Ws A Cockroach In Ur Food..

Hor ban le angrez...! ;)

Snta shouted in a BANK:Has any1 lost a bundle of currency notes tied wid a red rubber band?
Many hands wr raised
Snta:Here is dat rubber band..!

Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,
He went to eat it,
But
On the way he saw a keeri,
He left the Gurr & went with keeri.
MORAL:
*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*

Limit Of Stupidness...

Teacher- Who Is Chandragupt Morya?



Santa- mam, i Think He Is The Brother Of Ganpati Bappa Morya.

6 Year old Boy : I Love You MOM ? Mom : Awww..! how cute... I Love you too 17 Year Old Boy : I Love You MOM! ?Mom: Sorry dear... i dont have money !!!

Santa:The aeroplane is so big.How is it painted.
Banta:When it flies in the air,it will become small it is easily painted.

Dear Santa,

What Do I Want For Christmas This Year?

Your List Of All The Nice Girls

teacher-who is ur favourite writer?
student-your daughter
teacher-why?
student-she sends me daily love letters

Question : Why does Santa Clause have to be a man ?
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No woman will wear same dress year after year.

Which country in the world has largest english speaking people?
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Ans-
Daytime- USA
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LATE EVENING,

After 3 pegs- INDIA..haa...

Our poor SANTA in a interveiw..

Santa-may i come in sir?
Interviewer-Wait plz...
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SANTA: 76 kg Only...haha.....

Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
Johnny: Because of absence.
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
Johnny: No, but the kid who sits next to me was Absent.

Santa was feeling sleepy.. His head was going down.. nd down due to sleep . Teacher comes & asks "what's this?
Santa: GRAVITATIONAL FORCE

Boy: Your Teeth Are
Like The Stars

Girl: Awww ... Thanks
Are They That Much Pretty ?

Boy: No, Far Away From Each
0ther.

A CA student proposed a Girl:
Girl:" I am 1 year elder to you"
Boy: "Dear, its just like, i am ur assessment year & u r my previous year" ;)

Santa thought LOL meant.??

Lots of Love.!!

So.,

He sent it in the following text 2 his GIRL FRIEND-

You are the only girl in my life..LOL...

Girl to customer care :- Mujhe 1 msg 40 logo ko bhejna h to kese bheju?

Cst Care :- Kya msg h?

Girl :- Hi Janu, I have no balance, pls 100 ka rechrage krva do...

Girl : Im warning you,
my Mummy is coming back in halfan hour..
Boy : But Im not doing anything..
...Girl : Thats why Im warning you..
Hurry up !.

1 day there was a debut and

Mom said i has phone
Son said i has pad
Daughter said i has pod

Wat does father say?
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I paid.....

A guy sitting wit his gf, drinkng beer sys,"I love u".

gal says-"is it u or d beer talkng?".

boy replies,"its me.
talking 2 my beer, u shut up"

Doctor 2 Aishwarya's
baby:
U know who is ur
Grandfather?
Baby:Yes,Big B
Who's ur Mother:Miss
world Aishwarya
Who's ur father?-No
idea sirji! :P

Child- dad i too wants to become a doctor as you.
Dad-what qualification are there to you to become a doctor.
child-my hand writing

Boy-Do u Love Me.?
Girl-hmmm!!
Dekho Aisa Hai K
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Boy:Uff..
Ya Toh Haan Bolo Ya Naa..
PlZ Don't Behave Like Congress....

Girl: (Shivering)
It's so Cold in here!
Boy: Want my Jacket?
Girl: No..I want u to Wrap me in ur Arms.
Boy: (Smiles and says)
Saali characterless

Boy: Do you wanna Go Out Wid Me??
Girl: No... Never
Boy: Did U hear wt I Just Said ??
Girl: Yeah
Boy: Then Tell me wt I Said
Girl: Do You wanna Go Out wid ME??
Boy: Yeah Ofcourse.

GF: Wat R U Going 2Gift On My B'day?

Bf:Footbal

Gf: Bt I Dn't Play Futbal?
BF: I knw, But U Also Gifted Me "Book"

A boy wanted to knw the age of his gf
So he asked
When is ur birthday?

Girl-21st 0ct

Boy-“Which year?”

Girl-“my boy..every year”

don't try to play with girls!!!....