Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 52

Ques. -> Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than the
Eiffel Tower.??

?

Ans. : Yes, because the Eiffel Tower Can’t Jump…
Think different.....

Santa rail mein susu karne gaya, vapis aane par wife aapka pajama gila kaise hua? santa vaha likha tha,sharir ka koi bhi angh bahar na nikale.

Doctor: You need
New Glasses
Patient: How do you know
I havent told you
whats wrong with me yet
Doctor: I could tell
as soon as you
Walked in through
the Window

Santa k ghar ladki hui Banta:Jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge. Santa: Maine iska intezam kar liya! Banta:kya? Santa: Iska naam DiDi rakha hai!

Banta: yaar tum itne bade ho gaye ho aur abi tak dadi aur mooch nahi aayi. SANTA: yaar main apni maa pe gaya hu na isliye.

Boss: Drive slow. Driver: But sir, u said you want to reach the hospital fast. Boss: Yes, but not as a patient..

Principal 2 Students:

U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.

Students:

Impossible Sir!

College Is Only For 6 Hours!

Dad : Why aren’t you doing well in History.?

Little Kid : Because the Teacher keeps asking me about the things that happened Before I was Born.!

PHYSICS TEACHER -
Now as you all know
the Law of Gravity
explains why we
Stay on Earth.
PAPPU - But Where
did people stay
Before the law
was passed.?

-What are you doing? All teachers are complaining.
-Nothing dad.
-Exactly.

Ram - I notice that
Your Wife is
mostly in the kitchen,
Probably she Cooks
many varieties.!
Shyam - No.! Actually
our Telephone Connection
is in the kitchen.!

Teacher: Y r u late?
Student: A boy was following me.
Teacher: So?
Student: He walked too slowly!!

Santa was beating his son,so wife asked..kyon maar rahe ho? Santa:saale k number par phone kiya to ek ladki boli,THE PERSON U R TRYING TO REACH IS BUSY.

Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the date one month before...!!!

My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It's entitled: Women are From Venus, Men Are Wrong.
Happy Women's Day!

Teacher: Draw a diagram of bacteria. Pappu: Here it is sir. Teacher: Where? You haven’t drawn anything. Pappu: Sir can you see bacteria without Microscope?

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

Teacher: why are you late?

Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.

Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?

Student: No, only BULL can do it.

ECLAIRS SAID TO DAIRY MILK:
I'M SWEETER THAN U.

DAIRY MILK REPLIED:
"SSSHHH...
DON;T DISTURB "WORLD'S SWEETEST PERSON WHO IS READING THIS SMS."

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"

To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"

PROFESSOR - Fools ask
so many questions
which make a
Wise man go Mad.
PAPPU - You are right sir, we go thru a
similar situation during
our exams.!

Boy- U look lik my wife.
girl(Surprsingly)- oh, whts ur wife's name?
Boy- I m not yet married!

MORAL: learn new methods to Propose.

WHY is a Lecturer
Greater as compared
to a Mother.?
Bcause a mother can
put only 1 child to sleep, but…
A lecturer cAn put the
Whole clAss to sleep….!

pls send ur Bio- data 2 vodafone..
You will get job+Chance to come in meny tv chanel.
so apple soon..
Because Hucth dog has died,
Now VF need a MOnkey.....

Man woke up in a
hospital after serious accident.
He shouted, Doctor,
I can’t Feel My Legs.!”
Doctor replied, “I know
you Can’t - I’ve Cut off
Your Arms.!”

What frustrated Banta when his wife gave birth to twins ? He wonders who is the father of the second son!

In a Coupe of a
Long Distance Train
a Man and a Woman who are Strangers travel.
Though Embarrassed
and Uneasy to be in
the Same room they
fall asleep.
Man in the Upper Berth
At 2 AM He gently
wakes her up saying,
Ma’am Sorry to bother
Can you reach into the closet get me a 2nd
Blanket, it’s Very Cold.
She said, I’ve a
Better Idea. Why Don’t
we pretend that We’re Married.?
Wow.! Great idea, he’s excited.
She said,

.

.

Then Get Up and
Take it Yourself.!

Santa khali kadahi me chammach chala raha tha to Banta ne poocha kya bana rahe ho ? Santa- BEWAKOOF bana raha hoon..

A man bid on a Parrot
in an Auction.
He really Wanted this
bird, so he kept on
bidding.
But he kept on
getting Outbid, so
he bid Higher and Higher.
Finally, he Won the Bid.
As he was paying, he
said to the auctioneer,
“I surely hope such a
Costly Parrot Can Talk.”
“Don’t worry”, said
the Auctioneer, “He
Can Talk. Who Do you
Think Kept Bidding
Against You.?”…

1Din santa ko fansi lagne wali thi. Jailer ne pucha koi akhari khwahish. santa bola"muje fansi dete wqt mere pair upar aur sar nich Rakhna