Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 55

Student taking a true false test is flipping a coin. At the end, he flips coin again. Teacher asks "what are you doing ?" Student "checking my answers"

A VERY FUNNY BUT TRU QUOTE:
"Come like a Horse,

Sit like a Thief, and,

Go like a King..!!!"-WAS written on a ...











[ TOILET DOOR ]

Define a True Music Lover?

A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.

Yamraj:- ek admi ko nark le gaya.There gandhiji was dancing with b-pasha
Man asked to yamraj:- gandiji ki saza itni masedar kyun. Yamraj saza to b-pasha ko mili hai.

Teacher: Name some films that have almost same stories?
Pappu: Madam, Blue films.

Judge:Why r u arrested?
Santa: 4 shopping early?
Judge:Well, thats not a crime, anyway hw early u shopping?
Santa:Before opening the shop ..

A Scientist cant b a President
bt Kalam did
A Conductor cant b an actor
bt Rajnikant did
A monkey cant operate mobile
bt Boss u r mind blowg

"Girlfriend" is like "Paanipuri" always TASTY
"Lover" is like "Pizza"HOT n SPICY
"Wife" is like"Dal-Chawal" no other option bt GOOD 4 Health

A man siting wid his wife in a bar, another llady came 2 His Wife & says "PAISE PHALE LE LENA, ye admi Bhad me kit-kit karta hai."

Police see a
villages sat on a bufalo
P: where is ur helmet?
Pay 50/- fine
gess
wat wise villages told this is not 2 wheeler it's 4 wheeler

A sleeping lion is stronger than a
barking dog
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So a sleeping student is better
than a barking teacher!
Back Benchers
Assoctiation :)

meet my wife.
Ajay:oh! I know her
Raj:how?
Ajay: v had ben sleping 2getr
Raj:wat d hel
Ajay:10y ago in history cls
Moral:think +ve.

Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.

Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me... well

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.

Seeking luv iz a mission... finding luv iz a complexed ambition... so y not go wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision.

Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter.

Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer? A:- "All the information you want, except you can't understand it."

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We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank?

3 Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi, I’m Peter, not a saint. I’m Paul not a POPE. I’m John not a Baptist. The girl replied. Hi... I’m Mary, not a VIRGIN.

A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own
mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don''t see any
other way 2 marry ur daughter!

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife:
why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

Q:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!

Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u, Elephant love u, Go to zoo, They all miss
u.

This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on ur name and didn't even tell me? Animal Planet!

If u read dis, I'm SMART. If u save dis, you agree dat I'm SMART. If u fwd dis, u r spreading dat I'm SMARt & if u delete dis, u r jealous coz I'm SMART

Based on Newton's 1st Law: Law of love Love neither be created nor be destroyed,
only it can be changed frm one girlfriend to another girlfriend