Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 56

Sardar in Mysore Palace,
Tourist guide: Sir Plz don't sit there, it is Tippu Sultan's chair.
Sardar: Oye don't worry yaar i will get up when he comes...

Wife:Ple bike taze na chalao
mujy dr lg rha h.

Sardar:Agr tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay to meri trah ankhe bnd kar ly.

QUE: WHAT IS COMMON BETWEEN MELODY AND MALA-D?



ANS: JAB BACHE MASTI KARTE HAI TO UNHE MELODY DI JAATI HAI,
AUR JAB BACHE KI MAA MASTI KARTI HAI TO USSE MALA-D DI JAATI HAI.

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it because he is the owner of restaurant

A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER"

Santa, oye bante, ladki ko propose karne ki sab se safe jagah kon si ho sakti hai?
Banta, mandir,
Santa, vo kaise?
Banta, kyounki waha ladki ke pairon me chhapal nahin hoti.

Santa speech de reha si
eh dharti meri maa hai
Banta pher smajha le apni maa noo
eh suraj dawale chakar laundi rehndi hai.

Santa, yaar tum subah se mitti khod rahe ho , kaya baat hai
Banta, kuch nahin yaar
Dada ji ne kaha hai ' ki maine unka naam mitti me mila dia hai" bas vo doondh raha hoo.

Sardar ji buying movie tickets again again,
Finally ticket seller asks, why are you doing so?
Sardar ji, Some body standing near the door is tearing my tickets again again.

Why r Women are like the stock market... Coz they're irrational n can bankrupt u
if u're not careful.

Phonebook Dilemma Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing's and Wong's, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.

We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than
Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank?

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every 1 can c it but only U can feel its true
Warmth, Thank U 4 being the pee in my pants.

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now
ahhh.... Finally the suitcase is closed.

Its difficult 2 understand GOD, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives!

What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.

An in-depth study has shown that the bird flu virus hits the best chicks first. I thought I''d warn you immediately..

What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.... I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror !

Always remember you''re unique, just like everyone else.

Women are like blue jeans, They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I''d love u no matter who left you the money!

Crime doesn''t pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven''t met everybody.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

If u r stressed, you''ll get pimples.. if u cry,u''ll get wrinkles.. So, y don''t u smile & get dimples?

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"