Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 66

Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh.... Finally the suitcase is closed.

Why was Phillip''s girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I''m looking for the man who shot my paw."

Based on Newton''s 1st Law: Law of love Love neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can be changed frm one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u, Elephant love u, Go to zoo, They all miss u.

If u r stressed, you''ll get pimples.. if u cry,u''ll get wrinkles.. So, y don''t u smile & get dimples?

What''s it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down? Marriage.

Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?

Why couldn''t the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.

Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice....

Some Love Golden-Ship, Some Love Silver-Ship, But I Love One Ship, That Is Your Friend-Ship

Why don''t men often show their true feelings?
Because they don''t have any.

Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U

If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every 1 can c it but only U can feel its true Warmth, Thank U 4 being the pee in my pants..

A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back, "send me ur mother".

Will, Marry, I & U are going for a party. Whats the best & worst arrangement u can make. Did u get... Best: Will, U, Marry, Me Worst: I, Will, Marry, U

What''s the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.

A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don''t serve food here".

A Friend is like a GAS blown from the ASS, Which creates noice n nuisance to others but gives Me RELAXATION and COMFORT. Thanks for being the GAS of my ASS.

What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."

Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter.

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

Friedship is just like wine..as it gets older it gets sweter..just like you and me..you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter.

We''ve known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank?

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

Why r Women are like the stock market... Coz they''re irrational n can bankrupt u if u''re not careful.

How do you breathe through that thing?

The big tomato said 2 the slow little tomato: ketch up!!

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.