Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 72

3 Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi, I’m Peter, not a saint. I’m Paul not a POPE. I’m John not a Baptist. The girl replied. Hi... I’m Mary, not a VIRGIN.

Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter.

What is the height of Bravery, Patience & Laziness combined? A: Sitting on the sea shore waiting for TSUNAMI to clean up ur ASS

Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left & the right The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.

Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams..
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn''t expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on ur name and didn''t even tell me? Animal Planet!

Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u, Elephant love u, Go to zoo, They all miss u.

Wht''s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open

Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U

Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.

Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh.... Finally the suitcase is closed.

Why r Women are like the stock market... Coz they''re irrational n can bankrupt u if u''re not careful.

The big tomato said 2 the slow little tomato: ketch up!!

Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?

Friedship is just like wine..as it gets older it gets sweter..just like you and me..you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter.

Will, Marry, I & U are going for a party. Whats the best & worst arrangement u can make. Did u get... Best: Will, U, Marry, Me Worst: I, Will, Marry, U

Based on Newton''s 1st Law: Law of love Love neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can be changed frm one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

We''ve known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank?

If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!

Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice....

Phonebook Dilemma Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing''s and Wong''s, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.

Some Love Golden-Ship, Some Love Silver-Ship, But I Love One Ship, That Is Your Friend-Ship

r mosquitoes religious? YES They first sing over u & then prey on you

A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER"

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every 1 can c it but only U can feel its true Warmth, Thank U 4 being the pee in my pants..

A Friend is like a GAS blown from the ASS, Which creates noice n nuisance to others but gives Me RELAXATION and COMFORT. Thanks for being the GAS of my ASS.

The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids

If u read dis, I''m SMART. If u save dis, you agree dat I''m SMART. If u fwd dis, u r spreading dat I''m SMARt & if u delete dis, u r jealous coz I''m SMART

What''s it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down? Marriage.